First off, I'm intelligent. Seriously, graduated tenth in my class, all A/B, had my first year of college done. I read alot. And why it's mostly fiction, it boosts my vocabulary and intelligence. I like to form my own opinions and think things through. I find the rampant and meaningless lawsuits in this country disgusting, and I think too many of us are turning into mind-numb peons run by the government.
Second, I have a great sense of humor. Seriously. I watch Comedy Central all the time. I love a good romantic-comedy movie. I make my own witty jokes every now and then. I love to see a beautiful woman smile, and I'm willing to act like a complete goofball. I act in plays for small children.
Third, I give a lot back to my community. I've done tons of volunteer work. I god the Presidental Volunteer Award, Gold Level. That's two hundred and ninety-seven documented volunteer hours. In one year! First ever in Lake County.
Fourth, I give great massages. Foot rubs, back rubs, you name it I do it. Twenty minutes to half an hour. I'm wonderful at it. My mom loves the foot rubs I give her. I have talented hands. ...Really. I'm totally willing to give it a try, and coninue if you like it.
Fifth, I'm a little insane. Not crazy, just insane. I like to look at the world in my own way. Find the humor in things. I don't care much what outside parties think. Let them do what they do as long as it doesn't harm me.
And finally, I'm polite. Hold the door open for you, ask how your day was. I care more about what you're feeling than me. Why? I know what I feel. Communication is very important to me. I can do it, I swear.
...*sighs*... Who am I kidding? It's true, yeah, but I'm also fat, ugly, bitter about my situation, which is entirely my fault, I'm a recluse, and I'm shy. Oh well. Guess the party train just passed me by.
