Jesse Bequeaths Off What He'll Never Use
Or, you can do that with genitalia?
Okay, English class. We're doing our studying for a vocab. quiz. Chase and Jesse are working together. I'm sitting nearby, doing my own thing, and suddenly I hear this:

Jesse: Bequeath. And I bequeath to my grandson,... ...my penis.
Laughter from Me and Chase. Jesse smirks.
Me: Yeah, but would he want it?
Chase: Well, he'll use it about as much as Jesse will.
Me: Dude, that's disgusting, it it's his grandson,...
Chase: ...Oh, shit, you're right, little bitch.
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