| A Dog's Life...of Crime! Or, the Story of the Bitch |
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| In our mobile home park there lived a dog, a female dog. My father always referred to her as "the Bitch". She was his arch nemesis. He bought a big-ass trap to catch it. Never got it. She'd just never go in. She was fast, and avoided people. She also could rip you apart, probably. Mean, nasty critter. She's had who knows how many litters in this park, boosting the number of strays. Last month, we managed to gather up and catch all her puppies from her newest litter. Even with all nine of them gathered in a cage, she wouldn't get close enough for us to catch her. Eventually though, we called in DePalma to catch her. He set some snares and POW! We were partying like crazy when we had her. Levi (I dunno if it's spelled that way, but it sounds that way), from the city, came by, put a loop-stick around her, and put her in his trailer-cage and took her away. All the time, we were talking about how she's been loose and causing problems for two or three years. Gone now. Heh heh heh. |
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