Or, My feminine side is a little girl
Ahh, back in the days when I used AOL, two, maybe three years ago, I used to love RPing in chat rooms. I would go to chat rooms for RPers, and RP. Role Play, nimrod. Anyway, I used to be on late at night, too, so besides dealing with retards and people who can't spell, I also did some things,...things I won't say I'm proud of. But at least I never was stupid enough to meet people in RL. Real Life. Besides, I made some good friends,...when my mind wasn't dirty as hell. Oh, I was a predator! Even now, IMing girls I know, I can feel it, in the back of my head--Wait, wrong forum.
Anyway, eventually I got sick of it, and decided if other people were going to RP stupidly, I'd do it silly. I had two 'silly' characters. The first was Omega Stratoid, who was a giant shapeshifting penguin wizard. Who hooked up with a dragon,...and had chillens. Don't ask. I'm not proud of that.
I am, however, proud of the other character, which is cute, and the entire point for putting it here and not in "Sexploits in the Internet." And don't ask about those. I deleted the old copies I used to keep. And yes, I kept--Wrong forum, anyway, let me introduce you to:
Marmewwo. Marshmewwo was a cat, a kitten, to be precise. She (it was a girl) was not a real kitten, however, but was a golem. And yes, I am using that right. A golem. She was made of inanimate objects brought to life through magic to fulfil a purpose. She was a cat skeleton made of steel incased in a body of marshmellow fluff. You heard right: marshmellow fluff.
She was adorable. And extremely heavy for a marshmellow cat. She ate Peeps brought to life through magic. She loved to hunt them down and eat them. She ate them to replenish her marshmellow fluff-ness. She was the cutest thing I ever did to waste time. Marshmewwo's pupose in life was to be adorable. She loved to play and have fun.
The moral of the story: When I'm left alone, and I have internet access, I become a very scary person. Don't leave me alone.