| The Young And The Old Staggering home everybody sings All the old songs the Cockney routines All the old women, all the young men Try changing places then back again Old man in the morning Young man at night Breakfast full of wisdom Until you hit the lights Knock back the drinks, hitch up your skirt Fall over backwards undo your shirt Everyone shouting what a terrible state Age creeping backwards as it gets late Old man in the morning, Young man at night Breakfast full of wisdom Until you hit the lights Have a quick short, forget about work Then a couple more and you go berserk Who cares about this morning, wise old man? The wisdom comes up later and goes down the pan Old man in the morning Young man at night Breakfast full of wisdom Until you hit the lights Then another round, forget whose turn Waking up to feel your stomach churn Who's in the chair and who's on the floor? Incoherence knocking on the door Old man in the morning Young man at night Breakfast full of wisdom Until you hit the lights Hit the lights |