| Waltz into mischief |
| The latest and greatest Amazing arrival No conscience no shame For the game of survival Theives and villians And fraudulent swindlers Gathered in tribute With masks of respect A big band hooray Oh come all ye trustful Let the band play A waltz into mischief The chairman is speaking Instructs the apprentice All faces are turned To the wizard of sentance Years of experience Fall from his tongue Like teardrops to puddles They ripple among A big band hooray Oh come all ye trustful Let the band play A waltz into mischief This king of the cowboys Holds fast his deception Rides their misgivings To rapturous reception Calls on the crowd Of white pointed heads To check under carpets (While we're in our beds) A big band hooray Oh come all ye trustful Let the band play A waltz into mischief A big band hooray Oh come all ye trustful Let the band play A waltz into mischief A big band hooray Oh come all ye trustful Let the band play A waltz into mischief |