| Inanity Over Christmas Hello everyone out there This is Carl and the rest of Madness We'd just like to bring you a bit of Christmas cheer Please remember to keep a smile on your face till the New Year Hello, this is Woody And we've got a little song for you Merry Christmas 1, 2, 3, 4 Hiya Merry Christmas everyone, Mark here I'm going to play a bit of bass for you now Hello this is Chris Happy Chriss-mas Hi Lee Kix here filling your stocking I play sax But also I sing at the same time Baffling eh? Well it's jingling bells it's Christmas time As Santa fetches his sack Snowdrop glitter falls from the skies To settle upon each and everyone's back Chimney sweeps take to the streets In the ongoing situation Pages freeze upon your pension book And up flies the flag of inflation (chorus) And all this time I'll be waiting Up by the chimney stack On this coldest year since brrrr Up above upon a reindeer's back Stop off at the Rock of Gibraltar Tea under the roof of Malta Wrap up warmer in Warsaw Cruise over the flats of Alaska (chorus) I hope you've enjoyed this song so far This is Suggs and now I am going to take it away OK lads Let's close it together (bridge) (chorus) OK quiet everybody This should go on here Eh help me with those baggy bones there Oooh Oooh "You'll never take me alive, copper" "Look reindeer don't be silly, just come on down" "I'm going to get that conny to ma" "Don't waste anymore sit down this is holding the pace up" "Shhhhhove it copper, I stick a grapefruit in your face" "You what? You're out of a bloody job now come on down again" "Nothing's going to stop us singing copper. Even if I have got to come down and tell you myself and stick it in your face" "I'm going to send in the troops if you don't come down"" "We're going to keep singing in every home in the nation" "Do whatever you want to do. What? That's it! "You stupid flatfoot you'll never take me alive. I'm on top of the world boy" "Up above the chimney stack by the chimney" "Top of the world boy" ...get the stickers on. Chris quieten down over there will you, I'm trying to get a message across you know. I'm going to change the world overnight yeah. Thank you Thank you |