| Land of hope and glory |
| Uuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Whats the time? Attention! Raaaaahhh......... Bridges, Sharkey, Nutlee, Jackson, Thompson (mother!) Well as you can see we've got a new recruit to this land of hope and glory, Hands behind backs and legs apart and tell us all your unfortunate story... Who me guv? Yes you Sir! I was an innocent man 'till someone grassed me up a plan for earning some big money If I hadn't mouthed it about I am sure without doubt I'd have missed this land of hope and glory Well you poor poor sod, here you are up sharp at 6:30, A cold shower, down to breakfast, can't have you looking dirty, I suggest you eat whats given you, even if it doesn't agree with you, 'cos its all you'll be getting up until 12:30. In between time you stay up in your room and you can dream about life and good things, Two years of me teenage life Given to this stand to attention life of Land of hope and glory, I get so bored as time goes by, I think I'll do something dirty, I pick at the floor for juicy butts, And I'll make meself a smoke, A bog roll and envelope sticky, All this helps to pass my time. As the evening drags on you can watch a bit of telly, Or gawp at pans people with their little bit of belly, Wah yourself cold with the heat of yesterday, Don't complain, learn the game and I'll get through another day. I watch the second hand on the clock at long last it's 9:30, Off to bed straight to sleep as I leave this Land of hope and glory, But only for a few seconds am I in exctasy before the bell rings to let me know, "Shop at 6:30" |