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| A sorting office in the Old Kent Road Caters from coast to most A nice little number if you're out of work And aren't the sort to boast You're in need of a job bob-a-job, rob-a-job I'm your man to see I'll sit I'll listen I'll not say a word The less said will be best for we Ooh, what a firm of naughty boys Ooh, I've been a naughty boy We don't wanna mark each other's card Except the one you'll need I need you and your returns to help Build my company My twins work Brighton on a sunny day They cover town with the shake of a hand On a high come back coz of no come back Now they're working in the promised land Ooh, what a pair of naughty boys Ooh, I've been a naughty boy (The allied Irish Cyprus bank) (India bank Bank of Turkey) (United bank The peoples bank) (To catch the worm you've got to be up early) Temporarily out of bounds had to move Office Clear out of town For every problem there's a solution And I can do without constition Dealing cards from up the Old Kent Road I've been checked up on my heavy load You can go but be back soon I'll have some work for you to grrom Ooh, what a lot of naughty boys Ooh, I've been a naughty boy (Trustees Bank, Barclay's Bank) (The Natwest bank, Midlands Bank) (Bank of Scotland, Williams and Glyns) (Bureau de Change, The Peoples Bank) Ooh, what a lot of naughty boys Ooh, what a pair of naughty boys Ooh, what a firm of naughty boys Ooh, I've been a naughty boy. |