| On the beat Pete |
| Up I rush, off to work Hello Fred you look half dead and Are you coming, are you going? I could never do a double shift (Hello Fred get some bed Fred) Hello Steve long time no see I like the Stones still on the thieve? Bet you ain't half seen some time In your short lived life of crime (By the way, have you got the time?) On the beat Pete wiv me size ten feet I wander up and down the town for me that's a treat The beauties of the city and everything is sweet For me that's a treat 'cos I'm on the beat Pete Swing my truncheon merrily, try to teach the blind to see Move a lady for a seat tourist find a sight to see Mingle with the crowd I wonder they're proud Yes, that would be a treat 'Cos I'm on the beat Pete.... beat Pete Hello Snowball, you still drunk? Here have a smoke, anyone for lunch? A printed person of last week's Times Seen a lot of stars and moonshine (Spare you a dime?) On the beat Pete wiv me size ten feet I wander up and down the town for me that's a treat The beauties of the city and everything is sweet For me that's a treat 'cos I'm on the beat Pete Swing my truncheon merrily, try to teach the blind to see Move a lady for a seat tourist find a sight to see Mingle with the crowd I wonder they're proud Yes, that would be a treat 'Cos I'm on the beat Pete.... beat Pete Hello Bun been down the oven? What's the rate for a single person? Is it good, is it sad? You look unhappy it must be bad Hello May been a busy lady All work and no time for play Still it's the life you choose I suppose Good luck to you come what may! Skip-a-di-do-da-days! On the beat Pete wiv me size ten feet I wander up and down the town for me that's a treat The beauties of the city and everything is sweet For me that's a treat 'cos I'm on the beat Pete Swing my truncheon merrily, try to teach the blind to see Move a lady for a seat tourist find a sight to see Mingle with the crowd I wonder they're proud Yes, that would be a treat 'Cos I'm on the beat Pete.... beat Pete |