I Hate Dr. Phil
GOD HES SO OLD!!!
For you people who like Dr. Phil, and think that he is the awsomest person ever, then I think you guys are just as dumb as a fucking block of wood (Though I hate to put wood down like that).   Dr. Phil is a personal favorite HATE of mine.  He has officailly brainwashed my mother!! And i do believe that he has done the same to all of your mothers too!  He convinces our parents that were doing drugs or having sex everyday!! I get it now.. it all makes sence.. Us teenagers wonder WHY our parents wont get off our fucking case.. It's because of HIM!! Its ALL.. HIS.. FAULT!  I say we should all join a cult and burn down all of his houses!!.. yes yes,, thats what I say! So stop befriending Dr. Phil... your giving wood a bad name!

  His show is a joke!  What does Phil do that's so incredible?  Basically he just says things to people that they should know when they're five!  Things like:
  " You eat glue?  Well, glue's not good for you. You shouldn't do that."
  Why do we need a show to tell us that we should live our own lives?  And whats with him using the word "Decompressing" anyways!?!?! Why cant he just use the word "relax"?  Its a very valid word that more people would understand!  It's a stupid show for stupid people.  And hey, after all this ranting , im starting to feel very decompressed. Thanks Dr. Phil!! Syke!

  Like for christ sake!! He's got Merchandise on his website which include "I love Dr. Phil" T-shirts!! That's gross!!!  He's a very boring, criticising, bald, old man! EW!  Oh... and we all need an "I love Dr. Phil" PAPERWEIGHT!!!  Sweet jesus Phil!! Not only does your Online Merchandise Store SUCK... but your merchandice comes off a bit too strong doesnt it? Maybe a bit cocky?? Sorry Dr. Phil.... But your old,, we dont love you! DIE!!
Want To Hear Something Hillariouse?
Go to this page and click on the buttons and listen to Dr. Phil and some of his stupid ass remarks!. such as:
1 -- "Do you resent your children?"
2 -- "Am I here!?!"
3 -- "I dont know anything!"
4 -- "Thats a load of crap!"
5 -- "I want you to start living as a gay woman"
             ~and SO much MORE~
Just click on this link to go check out this awsome soundboard!! enjoy!!
                                    Dr. Phil Soundboard
Hosted by www.Geocities.ws

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