Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?
-- The chicken crossed the road because he was so high that he saw a big hot female chicken across the road and he wanted to hit that shit so he floated over there and cocked it up like a Cock. Get it?
-- a chicken in the middle of the road is not a joke. IT'S DANGEROUS AND YOU KNOW WHAT I CAN NOT TAKE THIS SERIOUS IM LEAVING!
-- He crossed the road, because he felt uncomfortible standing next to the hobo wearing a bib.
-- The chicken crossed the road to get to the female waitin at the side cause' see yah he wanted her number so thats why.
-- He crossed the road because he was a black chicken and the chicken coppers were chasing him.
-- He crossed the road because he was a black chicken escaping from the cotton fields to freedom.
-- He ran across the road because he saw Phil Child behind him.
-- He crossed the road so he could get home to see me selling Dino's on the History Channel.
-- Because he uhhh wanted to uhhh kick the roosters ass....
-- Cause' he was really hungry and there was a Taco Bell on the other side.
-- He crossed the road because Colonel Sanders was on the chickens' side, and the chicken didn't wanna be kuntucky fried, so he said, fuck this, I'm goin' over there.
-- He did it so he could ask the second great question about chickens... what came first... the chicken or the egg?
-- I DON'T FUCKIN CARE! lol... when I think up something, I'll place it in here lol
-- Why did the chicken cross the road? This question is often pondered. However I would like to pose this: Did the chicken ever really cross the road? Or was he so confused about the reasoning for it that he eventually gave up?
-- Well there was this guy chicken, and on the other side was this really pretty chick and he was like hey why dont I go over there and see whats up, but then he started to think and he was like well what if this hot chick isn't his type and then he would be stuck with her. So they got to a narrow part of the road and they talked and talked. As they talked more and more the chicken couldn't
-- he was horney and all the chicken whores were on the other side, but once he did cross the road, he realised he had no money. So he tried to persueade the chicken whores to do him for free. Then the cops were called and they were all taken to prison for the night. The horny chicken was put in this cell with this big black rooster named buba. Well that night the horny chicken got his free sex... without any persuasion ...but he got his sex at a price... the price that he paid was that he couldn't sit down for the next week and a half.