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			Basic Chain Letter #4

		*Chain Letter Type 4* >>>>>>> >>>>>>> As if you care, here is a poem that I wrote. Send it >>>>>>>to all >>>>>>>your >>>>>>>friends. >>>>>>> >>>>>>> FRIENDS: A friend is someone who is always at your >>>>>>>side. A >>>>>>>friend is >>>>>>>someone >>>>>>> who likes you even though you stink of shit, and your >>>>>>> >>>>>>>breath >>>>>>>smells >>>>>>>like >>>>>>> you've been eating cat food. >>>>>>> A friend is someone who likes you even though you're >>>>>>>as >>>>>>>ugly >>>>>>>as a hat >>>>>>>full >>>>>>> of assholes. >>>>>>> A friend is someone who cleans up for you after >>>>>>>you've >>>>>>>soiled >>>>>>>yourself. >>>>>>> A friend is someone who stays with you all night >>>>>>>while >>>>>>>you >>>>>>>cry >>>>>>>about >>>>>>>your >>>>>>> sad, sad life. >>>>>>> A friend is someone who pretends they like you when >>>>>>>they >>>>>>>really think >>>>>>>you >>>>>>> should be raped by mad goats, then thrown to vicious >>>>>>>dogs. >>>>>>> A friend is someone who scrubs your toilet, vacuums >>>>>>>and >>>>>>>then >>>>>>>gets the >>>>>>>check >>>>>>> and leaves and doesn't speak much English...no, sorry >>>>>>> >>>>>>>that's >>>>>>>the >>>>>>>cleaning >>>>>>> lady. >>>>>>> >>>>>>> A friend is not someone who sends you his >>>>>>> wish of being rich to come true. >>>>>>> Now pass this on! If you don't, you'll never have sex >>>>>>> >>>>>>>ever >>>>>>>again! >>>>>>> --------------------------------------------

The point being? If you get some chain letter that's threatening to leave you shagless or luckless for the rest of your life, delete it. If it's funny, send it on. Don't piss people off by making them feel guilty about a leper in Botswana with no teeth, who's been tied to a dead elephant for 27 years, whose only savior is the 5 cents per letter he'll receive if you forward this mail, otherwise you'll end up like Miranda.Right? Now forward this to everyone that you know otherwise you'll find all your shoes missing tomorrow morning.

	------------------ And thats it!!! Amazing ain't it?? yes... thats what I thought... Thanks for looking!!! -L-a-u-r-e-n-

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