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E-Mail Forwards And The Amazing Hate Response |
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I got this e-mail from Jordan and thought it was all too good to pass up. So here you go... amazing stuff right here... Shows exactly what we've all been thinking about -- E-mail Forwards |
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Hello, my name is Ben LaCoss. I am suffering from rare and deadly diseases, poor scores on final exams, extreme virginity, fear of being kidnapped and executed by anal electrocution, and guilt for not forwarding out 50 billion fucking chain letters sent to me by people who actually believe that if you send them on, then that poor fucking 6 year old girl in Arkansas with a breast on her forehead will be able to raise enough money to have it removed before her redneck parents sell her off to the traveling freak show. |
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Do you honestly believe that Bill Gates is going to give you and everyone you send "his" email to $1000? How stupid are you? Ooooh, looky here! If I scroll down this page and make a wish, I'll get laid by every Playboy Bunny in the magazine! What a bunch of fucking bullshit. So basically, this message is a big FUCK YOU to all the people out there who have nothing better to do than to send me stupid chain mail forwards. |
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Maybe the evil chain letter leprechauns will come into my apartment and sodomize me in my sleep for not continuing the chain which was started by Jesus in 5 AD and was brought to this country by midget pilgrims on the Mayflower and if it makes it to the year 2000, it'll be in the Guinness Book of World Records for longest continuous streak of blatant stupidity. Fuck them. If you're going to forward something, at least send me something mildly fucking amusing. I've seen all the "send this to 50 of your closest friends,and this somehow receive a Nickel from some omniscient being" forward about 90 times. I don't fucking care. |
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Show a little intelligence and think about what you're actually contributing to by sending out forwards. Chances are it's your own unpopularity. |
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