For a bastard, he's the best
His gut extending beyond the rest
He struts around, this king of word
Giggling, I think, this man's absurd
He never works, he only Qs
prolly while sitting in Underoos
A shit-stirrer he is, that's a fact
Don't piss him off cuz he WILL act
Women love him though men are wary
Once they heard he might be a fairy
I doubt that, just read his latest
saying some sheila is the greatest
He writes love poems with special flair
leaving us breathless, gasping for air
then he'll write something rude or silly
about three blind mice wanking Willie
I remember well his Ode to the Nipple
his lack of tact still makes me quibble.
He once dared me, "write a penis Luc Bat"
I don't think an InspiringOne's allowed to do that!
But then I wrote "I-One Does Suess"
*Gasping* now as T tightens the noose.
He'll never win with me, I'm too strong!
My role now is to point out his wrongs!
Typos and grammar and words that confuse
He'll be taken to task as I so choose
and if it is a birthday gift he seeks
He'll get ME as his "Editor-in-Chief"

InspiringOne