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| Have you got what it takes to become a member of SLUTS, the fastest growing organisation on the net? Are you capable of talking total shit for hours at a time, disregarding house work and ignoring creditors knocking at the door? Then............ |
| You could be talking total shit within 24 hours too by CLICKING HERE To participate in SLUTS, just tell us why you want to join this elite group in no more than 10,000 words and you too could be talking about boring people we know, joining in with "Literary hour" where we invite people to submit stories and poetry about people we hate, participating in fag breaks and talking more shit than usual during the evening when we invariably get pissed on cheap booze! WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? Don't just take our word for it. Look at what other satisfied members have said about SLUTS |
| We currently have a vacancy open for the position of company secretary. The successful applicant will enjoy all the benefits of not being a boring cunt. APPLY HERE The position of treasurer was successfully filled by Dylan aged 6, who is now commencing a 3 month probationary period to see if he can manage the coffers, which now stand at a fantastic �1.73! |
| We at SLUTS advocate the growing of tomato plants, so apply today and tell us all your funny fruit/vegetable anecdotes, greenhouse shenanigans and allotment tales, before we publically humiliate you and tell you to fuck off for our own amusement. |
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| (Sarah & Lori's Understanding Of Total Shit) |
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| UPDATE As of Monday 7th Nov, the post of treasurer is available due to Dylan embezzling the coffers to fund his Twix Habit. Please send your application to the same address as the secretary post |
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| Its fucking great! (Stephen Christ - Heaven) |
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| I...WROTE...A...REALLY...SHIT...BOOK...THAT... NO...ONE...ELSE...READ...BUT...LOADS...OF... PEOPLE...BOUGHT...IT...SO...I...COULD...AFFORD ...NEW...CATHETERS (Stephen Hawking - A Wheelchair User) |
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| I think Sarah & Lori are fucking top, so join SLUTS now! (Queen Stephen - Buckingham Palace) |
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| I recommend SLUTS my child....bless you (Pope Stephen -Dead) |
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| SHUT UP YOU FUCKING NIGGER! (Nigel "Stephen" Dunwell - Costa Del Gwimsby...39.2 miles fwom Skeggy) |
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| Allah is on our side. That is why we will beat the aggressor...oops...erm...Allah ...Allah...ALLAH! Where the fuck are you? (Stephen Hussein - The Nick) |
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| ALLAHS BEARD! WHERE THE FUCK AM I? (Stephen Bin Laden - A Hole) |
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| GIZ 10p......NOW! (A Yobbo that could possibly be called Stephen - Somewhere on the net) |
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