Special Episodes!!!
"It's a bird" "It's a plane" "IT'S FIVE O'CLOCK CHARLIE!" (really not sure of ep...)
"Margaret, what is his arm doing there?" "Shut up Frank, it's just a photo" "Frank how would you like me to give you a chin? Just say the word and i'll hit you harder than a rock" "Can that really give you a chin sir?" "Okay say CHEESE"
(1973) From 'Sticky Wicket ' KNOCK HIS BLOCK OFF HAWK!
AGAIN...those three are up to something...
Who said those three weren't up to something?
"You couldn't give a soldier a light now could ya?" "If there was one here, then yes" "Give the gal from Tara a light Major"
WARNING: Prickly Heat affects others too
AWWWWWW!
(1981) From 'Cementing Relationships'  Look at that...A FLOOR!
(1978) From 'Dear Sis' "Is that beef?" "No it's egg" "I thought it was cabbage" "Actually Sirs, that's the potato"
From 'A Night at Rosies' With Jack Scully (Joshua Bryant) "Honestly Hawkeye...we were only dancing"
(1979) From 'Dear Uncle Abdul' "There I was in my tent, when all of a sudden a sniper jumps out and shoots BANG BANG, and my trusty footlocker jumps in front to sacrifice its life so that I might live...now take this piece of junk AND GET ME A NEW ONE!"
Conforming is the only way to freedom....BWAHAHAHA!
(1973) From 'Henry in Love'  "Nice to be nice to the nice?" "I was only trying to help" "Try doing it with your mouth shut"
Saluting Capt Tuttle ;-)
(1973) From 'Dr. Pierce and Mr. Hyde' Hawkeye the decorator of Swamps and Latrines...also the UN's new representitive to North Korea.
OOOOOOH Our first LOOKSIE!!!!
(WHICH EP???) "Is that an enemy plane?" "WHO CARES...what are you going to do about those two...perverts?"
The fire finally went out...YAY!
(1975) From 'Change of Command' "It's my M*A*S*H IT'S MY M*A*S*H!!!"
"SHHH someone will catch us Margaret" "There's a sniper out there Frank NO ONE CARES"
(EP?) "Mmmm that feels good" 'Too bad there's not a razor blade attached'
"It's bad enough you're wearing a fur coat, BUT YOU'RE CRUSHING ME!!!"
(1977) From 'Fade In, Fade Out' "Crude and Boorish"
(1973) From 'Hotlips and Empty Arms' "You're army issue Frank...you came with my mess kit and my khaki girtle"
(1973) From 'Hotlips and Empty Arms' "After last night, I don't think I could shower alone again."
(1973) From 'Hotlips and Empty Arms' "Why don't you call me Henry for pete's sake?" "That's really swell of you Pete."
(1983) From GFA "Oh we settled this long ago" "I know what I saw" "You..." "You touched your nose"
(1983) From 'GFA' "Hey don't let go of that hand Charles, we wanna kiss it too" (BJ) "You have the hand, I got dibs on what's left" (Hawkeye)
(1983) From 'GFA' To her nurses: "It's been an honour and a priviledge to work with you and to have known you."
Goodbye, Farewell and Amen
Margaret and...
(1973) From 'The Army-Navy Game' - WATCH OUT BOYS!!!
(1973) From 'Hotlips and Empty Arms' "Have either of your ever kissed Frank?" "Not me, Hawk?" "I was thinking this new years'" "Frank Burns is a lipless wonder..."
(1973) From 'Hotlips and Empty Arms' "Oh my goodness it's an emergency...it'sa good thing I'ma nurse"
(1973) From 'Hotlips and Empty Arms' "I'm celebrating Frank, 6 months out of here...and i'll be a Colonel!"
(1973) From 'Hotlips and Empty Arms' "The champagne I just had was gin!"
Hotlips and Empty Arms
"Major I ain't as strong as I used to be ya know..."
Whoever said it doesn't get hot in January is WRONG
(1977) From Margaret's Marriage (Looks more like her and Hawk than her and Donald doesn't it?) Donald (Beeson Carroll) is standing behind her...
(197- sometime season 2) "We'll do it, me and the missus!" Hawkeye on left...
(1973) From 'Dear Dad...Again' "Just Molly and me and Baby makes three, we'll be happy in MY BLUE HEAVEN!"
(1975) From 'Bulletin Board' HANG ON HOTLIPS!!!
(1975) From 'Bulletin Board' The Major GETS MUDDY!!!
(1972) From 'Yankee Doodle Doctor' "Stuck a feather in his nurse and called her Macaroni!"
(1972) From 'Dear Dad' "Guess who?" IT'S FERRET FACE!!!
(1972) From 'The Pilot' "Savages" - CLEARLY you can see that she's not interested in Frank...but who she's spying on!!!
(1972) From 'Bananas, Crackers and Nuts' "You mean poor sick Hawkeye?"
C'mon- How cute is this?! NOT ONE BIT!!!
I don't get it why she enforced uniform, when clearly her black sweater ain't khaki???
(1983) From 'GFA' "PIERCE COME BACK HERE!!!" - Who said there wasn't love there?
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