Former infantryman, many times former student, former dishwasher, former donut baker, former carpet cleaner, former truck driver, former lawyer, former security guard, and teacher.
Physical appearance and demeanor: extremely imposing: I have in a word, PRESENCE.
As can be seen by my inclusions below Iike sardony, absurdity, satire, and real history.
I have afinities for civilised debate, RPGs, and SF.
In the learning mantra of the 90's I am a green. Not the political party which I view with contempt and disdain. One of my favorite practical jokes was getting signatures from the educated idiots of our Texas Green Party on a petition demanding the State of Texas, The United States Government, and all subordinate governing bodies immediatly outlaw any person or other entity from purchasing, transporting, selling, or possessing bihyromonoxide. Penn and Teller later on did the same trick on the left coast and Washington D.C.. They called it dihydrogen oxide.
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"To be fair you should give everyone a chance but it is folly to give an asshole a second chance." Me.
To win in life, you use the experience of others to ferret out the assholes." Me.
"In the final analysis it doesnt pay to be fair." Me.
Alternative music: "When nothing good is playing we are stuck with the alternative." Me.
"Law is like sausage, enjoy the benefits, you do not want to know how it was made." Bismarck.
"There are 10 questions that may be asked of a partner, but expect no truth in the answer. 1. Have you ever killed anyone? 2. Do you love me? 3. What happened to the money? 4. Do you trust me? 5. Whose underwear is this? 6. How long is (she, he) going to stay? 7. Did you finish doing the (put subject here)? 8. Are you sure you want it there? 9. You are not going to try to change me, right? 10. Do you promise to love, honor, and obey?" Me.
"Yes madam, you are correct. I am drunk. But you are ugly. Tomorrow I shall be sober, you will still be ugly." Churchill.
"Abby something", "uhn rihhot eszz an owgly thaung" and "Put the candle back". Young Frankenstein.
"back up, or I shoot the nigger.....Step back folx. I think he means it". Blazing Saddles.
"Less bondage more discipline". High Anxiety.
"It is good to be the King". Space Balls, Men in Tights, and The Producers.
"Quick Mike, name 3 professional sports teams in Chicago. ...Uhh ok, da bears, da bulls and da bums."
"How did you know it was a grizzly bear's feces. Because of the can of pepper spray in it." Adventure in Alaska.
"Why are you accusing me of killing all those poor people. I bought those heads from a guy named Joe near the park. Ask my wife over there".
"Time is the great teacher, but all the students die." Stolen from profile wherein I wrote the quoter inquiring as to its orgin but got no reply.
"do unto others first".
"do unto others and run like hell".
"do unto others so that they can't do unto you".
"Truism of the bureaucratic state: It is easier to be forgiven than get permission".
"Truism in the anarchic state: Permission or forgiveness mean nothing. He who has the biggest deliverable blow wins".
"One man rule governance: neither permission nor forgiveness mean anything. Only the whim of the ruler at any particular moment".
"Justice...wellll ya got it....Just Us, huh." Fletcher Long, at the time Prosecutor of the First Judicial District of Arkansas. Now a Judge.
"I am holding you in contempt. As a lawyer you should act as a professional". Judge John Pittman to a lawyer whose family had been nearly killed by the FCPD.
"Be afraid, be very afraid." South Park..
"'He was a wolf among dogs. Proud, fearless. tough. Every smrt hound knew to defer to him.Too bad he ran into the bear among dogs." Eulogy for the warrior named Wolf.
"Who you calling partner, paleface?" Tonto to Lone Ranger when both surrounded by Comanches.
"Give me just 200 cavalry with sabers and I will ride through the entire sioux nation" Captain Fetterman He got 194 sabre armed cavalrymen and he only faced 400 sioux. Fettermans Massacre.
"we are the greatest army in the world numbering in the 10s of 10s of thousands. It will be a mere walk through 1200 greeks. Persian leader of the Immortals at Thermopylae.
"It was said at Thermopylae during every break in the battle the 300 Spartons would comb their hair waiting for the next slaughter of Persians." Goethe.