Chiquita Chaser

       Maybe just because I was newly washed 
       like Brandon Walsh you took notice of me 
       you thought I was a rockstar some gangster 
       or a bowling star I don't believe you babe

       you're not the only one who think I am a 
       chiquita dude,.. well I'm afraid I'm not that rude

       I took you to the A-house and even to the punkpalats
       those trips made you throw up and after a few nights
       you took off to the holm of asps 
       that's where you belong

       when it comes to you it's hard to have an open mind
       so I just have one advice, say...

       Walt Jabsco, Walt Jabsco now that's what I call rude
       .... he's the man he's a superdude