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So, stuff. Basically I have no idea what to write here
either.. so it's kinda like a waste of my time... well.. what else in my
website isn't? Well.. that's a very good question. 
Anywho. I suppose... I could tell you about random stuff. As the title of
this page says. OOH! I just had a great idea! (It was weird!
) I thought.. I could put quotes on here.
Here's some bumperstickers.. some of them are rather funny:
Bumper Stickers!
The problem with the gene pool is that there’s no lifeguard.
Living on Earth is expensive, but it does include a free trip around the Sun.
If God wanted me to touch my toes, he would have put them on my knees.
Lead me not into temptation (I can find the way myself)
There are two kinds of pedestrians... the quick and the dead
An unbreakable toy is useful for breaking other toys.
A closed mouth gathers no feet
Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die
Guillotine operator wanted. Chance to get ahead
I am in total control, but don’t tell my wife
I just took an IQ test, the results were negative.
I used to live in the real world, but i got evicted
All generalizations are false (including this one)
When there’s a will, I want to be in it
Okay who put a “Stop Payment” on my reality check?
Few women admit their age, few men act theirs.
Consciousness: that annoying time between naps.
I don’t suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it!
There’s too much blood in my caffine system.
Hard work has future payoff. Laziness pays off now.
Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math.
Always remember, you’re unique, just like everyone else.
Make it idiot proof and someone will make a better idiot.
IRS: We’ve got what it takes to take what you’ve got!
What’s the difference between ignorance and apathy? I don’t know and I don’t care!
Time is the best teacher, unfortunately it kills all of its students.
Warning: Dates on Calendar are closer than they appear.
We have enough youth, how about a fountain of Smart?
Women who seek to be equal to men lack ambition.
I get enough exercise just pushing my luck.
Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don’t have film!
Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don’t
You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted and used against you.
Honk if you love peace and quiet!
Despite the cost of living, have you noticed how it remains so popular?
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.
I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.
Save the whales. Collect the whole set!
On the other hand, you have different fingers.
I brake for no apparent reason.
I’m not as think as you drunk I am.
Out of my mind, back in five minutes.
It’s lonely at the top, but you eat better
According to my calculations, the problem doesn’t exist.
A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory.
Reality? Is that where the pizza delivery guy comes from?
How can I miss you if you won’t go away?
Puritanism: The haunting fear that someone, somewhere may be happy!
i souport publik edekashun
There are 3 kinds of people : those who can count & those who can’t
Why is abbreviation such a long word?
Every stop to think and forget to start again?
Anywho. I suppose... I could tell you about random stuff. As the title of
this page says. OOH! I just had a great idea! (It was weird!
) I thought.. I could put quotes on here.
Here's some bumperstickers.. some of them are rather funny:
Bumper Stickers!
The problem with the gene pool is that there’s no lifeguard.
Living on Earth is expensive, but it does include a free trip around the Sun.
If God wanted me to touch my toes, he would have put them on my knees.
Lead me not into temptation (I can find the way myself)
There are two kinds of pedestrians... the quick and the dead
An unbreakable toy is useful for breaking other toys.
A closed mouth gathers no feet
Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die
Guillotine operator wanted. Chance to get ahead
I am in total control, but don’t tell my wife
I just took an IQ test, the results were negative.
I used to live in the real world, but i got evicted
All generalizations are false (including this one)
When there’s a will, I want to be in it
Okay who put a “Stop Payment” on my reality check?
Few women admit their age, few men act theirs.
Consciousness: that annoying time between naps.
I don’t suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it!
There’s too much blood in my caffine system.
Hard work has future payoff. Laziness pays off now.
Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math.
Always remember, you’re unique, just like everyone else.
Make it idiot proof and someone will make a better idiot.
IRS: We’ve got what it takes to take what you’ve got!
What’s the difference between ignorance and apathy? I don’t know and I don’t care!
Time is the best teacher, unfortunately it kills all of its students.
Warning: Dates on Calendar are closer than they appear.
We have enough youth, how about a fountain of Smart?
Women who seek to be equal to men lack ambition.
I get enough exercise just pushing my luck.
Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don’t have film!
Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don’t
You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted and used against you.
Honk if you love peace and quiet!
Despite the cost of living, have you noticed how it remains so popular?
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.
I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.
Save the whales. Collect the whole set!
On the other hand, you have different fingers.
I brake for no apparent reason.
I’m not as think as you drunk I am.
Out of my mind, back in five minutes.
It’s lonely at the top, but you eat better
According to my calculations, the problem doesn’t exist.
A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory.
Reality? Is that where the pizza delivery guy comes from?
How can I miss you if you won’t go away?
Puritanism: The haunting fear that someone, somewhere may be happy!
i souport publik edekashun
There are 3 kinds of people : those who can count & those who can’t
Why is abbreviation such a long word?
Every stop to think and forget to start again?
