The Tripalbulgsausho
The Tripalbulgsausho. A race I created almost from scratch. Though they are based on the aliens who supposedly abduct humans and mutilate cattle (if that's the same species, that is) on Earth. How did I came up with such a weird name like Tripalbulgsausho. Relatively easy. Here's how the name is broken down and pronounced.
Tri - Pull - Bull- g - saw - show
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Tri - Their three-fingered hands
Pal - Pale skin pigment
Bulg - Bulging eyes
Sau - Flying saucers/UFOs
Sho - Short
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This page will tell you everything you need to know about the great Tripalbulgsausho race. A joining application will be near the bottom of the page.
The Tripalbulgsausho are the one of the oldest races in the history of the Universe. Achieving space travel over 43 million years before the Quintessons, they consider themselves the crown jewel of space. The only race that is more advanced, and older, by several billion years, are the Vok.
At the dawn of their existance, on a planet on the other side of the Universe from Earth and it's solar system, the Tripalbulgsausho began to thrive. Their planet, one out of a solar system with twenty-one other planets, was one of the farthest away. The sun of their solar system was a strange one. Ten times larger than Earth's, it was not a yellow star. Instead it was a mix of green, white, and blue. A beautiful sight. On their warm tropical planet, where only 10 percent of the home wolrd, which is three times the size of Earth, was ocean. 25 percent was water altogether, the fifteen extra being many lakes, rivers, and underground ravines. Living off of large reptile animals that they named Cartoks, which were of eighteen feet high and they weighed 500 lbs. Also, large water animals were eaten. Along with a wide variety of plants. The Tripalbulgsausho ingested (ate) food by grinding their food into a liquid state by beating rocks, poles, and such against their food, and then "drank" it by pouring it onto their face, the food seeping into their "nostrils". Supposedly starting over 7 billion years, the Tripalbulgsausho quickly evolved. Just after several hundred years of them reaching sentient beings, they invented the wheel, pully, lever, and other technological advancements. Soon, in five thousand years, the pigments of their skins changed from a ghostly pale to blue and green, though there were still lightly pigmented Tripalbulgsausho, the lightly pigmented being the bulk of a five million population. This soon started a caste system, eight thousand years later based on pigment. Blue was the highest, rulers, scientists, priests, and scholars. The green pigment was composed of soldiers (including generals and such high ranks), merchants, inventors, and doctor. And finally, light skinned would be peasants. After 500 years, they discovered solar panels, and got clean energy. Soon they were able to make cars similar to Earth's, only fueled by local plants made into a fuel. Only a dozen years later they had made satellities and commercial 'planes' after discovering a very large abundance of an underground plant that trippled the effects of what their plant fuel mixture would do. Only eight years later, they reached all three of their moons in simultaneous space missions. After three decades of thinking, they discovered how to terraform their moons, which two had been just rock, the other had been just desert. Making colonies, their population reaching 1 billion. One million years later, they had discovered interstellar flight and had extended their lifespan from an average of 240 years to over 800. 200 years later, they made first contact, with a species called the Vok. The Vok sent an emissary in a single craft. Space pirates that had followed the emissary attacked and destroyed the craft. Blaming the Tripalbulgsausho, the Vok sent one war craft. The Tripalbulgsausho sent three of their battle cruisers, each one one and a half times larger than the Vok ship. After a three minute battle, the Vok ship pressed on, easily destroying the fleet sent to intercept them. Stopping for no reason, the Vok ship sat there. Firing off rockets with a suprisingly long range, destroying all surface-to-space defenses on the Tripalbulgsausho homeworld and moons. Sending a transmission, telling the Tripalbulgsausho that they two days to evacuate the planets and moons. In that time, they did, all 2.5 billion occupants. Firing several missiles, the projectiles exploded, creating black vortexes that sucked the planet and three moons in. After a Tripalbulgsausho scout team arrived there, they found absolutely nothing. Retreating to several colonies, the Tripalbulgsausho split apart into several factions only ten years later. Each faction excelled in another thing. One was military. One was technology. One developed its telepathic and telekenesis abilities. One in extending their lifespans and terraforming planets and re-energizing dead stars. And the other mostly trading and economy. For a very, very, very long time (over 2 billions years) the Tripalbulgsausho were edgy around each other. But, a war never broke out, and a never has broken out between them in their history. There aren't even accounts of murder or violence against each other. Only 200 million years before the First Cybertronian War when the Cybertronians rebelled against their masters, the Quintessons, did the Tripalbulgsausho form back into one group. They all shared their technology. A strong army was formed, military hardware shared. Wealth was passed around. From living for over 800 years, their lifespan amazingly went up to over 5000 years. Telepathy and telekeniss and other abilities from their large and highly evolved brains began to grow in their ranks. They controlled a total of 52 solar systems, 164 planets. 208 moons. The population, used to being 2.5 billion when they split up, jumped amazingly high to over 100 billion. Though it a cursed time when the Tripalbulgsausho were seperated, it is obviously the best thing that had ever happened to them. Becoming the most powerful force in the Universe, save for the Vok, they began to discover new sentient life forms. Making new allies. Since the destruction of their homewolrd, they had never seen the Vok. Sending a scouting party, they reached a solar system. The third planet farthest from the sun was populated with huge and small reptiles. It had an abundance of life and resources. Then there was Mars, which they named Groanatez. It was a lush, green planet. So beautiful. Scanners detected mass energy readings. Landing, there was a highly evolved race. Using fossil fueled hover vehicles to travel. Some of the sections on the planet were heavily polluted though, and there were over a dozen holes in their ozone layer. Averaging a height of seven feet, somewhat dwarfing the 3 ft high Tripalbulgsausho. Armed with rifles that fired metallic shells and missiles, they opened fire imemdiately, butchering the emissaries, believing it was an invasion. The Tripalbulgsausho, furious, fired a laser from space, but it wasn't an ordinary laser. It drilled through the center of the planet, until reaching it's fiery core. For only a second, the entire planet was engulfed in flames. Over a course of a million years, they formed it into a colony. Only a year after the colony was finished, the Vok returned. With a fleet of over five hundred ships, they butchered the fleet protecting Mars/Groanatez. Leaving the colony alone, they pressed forward. Having a contingency plan in case the Vok returned, the Tripalbulgsausho lead the Vok near an asteroid field. Confident, the Vok pursued, slowly picking off the Tripalbulgsausho. Unknown to the overconfident Vok, the asteroids were really small crafts with heavy explosives. The entire asteroid belt surged forward, colliding into the Vok fleet. Five minutes later, the space where the fleet had been was nothing but flames and scrap. Unknown to the Tripalbulgsausho, the Vok had been the beings responsible for the species that lived on Mars' creation. After learning of the deaths, they restarted the same civilization in it's beginning. They started, humanity!
Even though the Tripalbulgsausho are extremely weak and fragile physically, they make up for it ten fold mentally. Their mental powers, which they call Ki, are always present in each Tripalbulgsausho. Being able to levitate objects, form mental barriers, make nonvisible forces to hit people (IE, in cartoons I'm sure most of you have seen a mental fist or something that hits the good guys, that's basically what this is, only not so silly). Also, they can fire a blast of kinetic energy that can cause great harm to a person. Similar to a laser, it can also go for the mind of a target and erase it completely, or for a robot short circuit it. But they can also do so much more. Read the minds of weak minded people and influence them (more abilities are possible, you will have to verify them with me first though before using them). Unlike other organic creatures or robots, they don't press buttons with their fingers or whatever appendages they have. They have kinetically operated equipment. This makes their technology almost unusable for other races. The ranking systems goes like this:
Supreme Galactic Monarch (Ruler of the Tripalbulgsausho Empire) Rank: 10 (Blue)
Prince Lord (Son of the above, may take over any operations) Rank: 9 (Blue)
Military-Lord (General or Admiral) Rank: 8 (Blue)
High Commander (Coloneol) Rank: 7 (Green)
Low Commander (Captain) Rank: 6 (Green)
Hiefaf (Lieutenant) Rank: 5 (Green)
JiRosk (Sergeant) Rank: 4 (Green)
Kineticist (Kinetic Warrior, uses Kinetic powers as weapons) Rank: 3 (Green)
Gnard (Soldier) (Use disentagrator rays, laser rifles, photon blasters, anti-matter missiles, missiles, rapid photon rifle, energy knife) Rank: 1 (Light)
Space Ginard (Pilot) (Pilot SLAFs, Space-to-Lower Atmosphere Fighters, armed with missiles, heat seekers, seekers, photon blasters) Rank: 1 (Light)
High Intelligent (Scientist) Rank: 2 (Green)
Application for the Tripalbulgsausho:
Name:
Gender:
Pigment:
Function:
Strength:
Intelligence:
Enudrance:
Speed:
Rank:
Ki Power Level:
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Short, but like the Vok profile, hard, since I've made a lot of this crap up, heh. Here's an example:
Name: (Just make something up, but don't make it silly) Kioradiz
Gender: Male (Male of Female are the options)
Pigment: Light (Pigments for each function are given above)
Function: Gnard
Strength: 2 (All Tripalbulgsausho are Strength 2)
Intelligence: 12 (It is on a scale of 1-20, 1-9 are complete retards, 10-16 are average, 17-20+ are geniuses)
Endurance: 1 (All Tripalbulgsausho are of Endurance 1, one shot from a shotgun could blow their entire body apart)
Speed: 2 (All are 2)
Rank: 1 (Rank is provided where the listing of possible functions are)
Ki Power Level: 5 (1-5 is average, 6-8 are more powerful than normal, and 9-10 are super powerful, so a Kinetic Warrior would be 9 or 10)
And that's it! Very simple. Almost to easy I'm thinking. Anyway, copy and paste, fill it in, and send it. As positions are taken, I will inform all. A follow up e-mail that you are required to study will be sent to you when I read your app, filled with a lot more additional info on the Tripalbulgsausho.