See, right there I used a cuss word to fill in a lengthy sentence. Easy as pie.
If you're also cool, or just a loser, you go to message boards a lot. Or one in my case. The Official Capcom BBS board.
Since that's a family friendly board, then obviously theres going to be rules like... no cussing. I actully cuss on there a lot, but get away for some reason. Probably because the new mods are scared of my 5000 plus post count and think they'll enrage people if I get canned. Well, I try to use subsitute words to cuss on there. Kinda like that Anne Wilkes from Misery.
Here is my guide to get away with cussing on a message board, without actully cussing.
BITCH
Bitch is a magical word. You can use it to show dominance over other people, insult haughty women or say something is tough.
Ex1. "You're my bitch." - Dominance.
Ex2. "God damn you're a bitch." - Insult to women.
Ex3. "That was a bitch." - Describing how tough something is.
Here be some subsitutes for BITCH:
-Beach
-Beech
-Female Dog
-Woman on her menstral cycle
FUCK
Fuck, like bitch, has many uses. And it just sounds cool with that hard "K" sound at the end.? Fuck is a explicit term for sexual intercourse. It actully confuses me how fuck can fit in a phrase like "Shut the fuck up." Shut the sex up? Huh? Oh well.
Ex1. "I want to fuck you." - Exclaiming you're horny for action.
Ex2. "I'm going to fuck you" - Pretty much implying rape.
Ex3. "I'm going to skull fuck you" - Hinting at necrophilism.
Ex4. "SHUT THE FUCK UP!" - A confusing statement asking you to shut that sex up.
Ex5. "Fuck off." - Go sex off.
Ex6. "Fuck you." - Saying that the person wants to hump you.
Ex7. "Go fuck yourself." - Saying go masturbate in the corner.
Ex8. "FUCK!" - SEX!
Ex9. "What the FUCK!?" - What the sex!?
Really, if you think about it, fuck is actully a pretty stupid word. I'm going to make it my goal not to use that word much.
Proper subsitutes...
Just replace fuck with "freak". It sounds just as stupid where you use it, but it actully enhances some of the saying with better contex like "What the freak!?" Though yelling "FREAK!" instead of fuck will make you look like a Mormon...
That's all for this. I don't really need to get into Hell or Damn do I? Maybe I'll do one on shit later though since shit is a wonderful cuss word. Peace yo.
