I was down in Puyallup today trying to find something to do *get stoned?* when a weird person came out in the middle of the road by Puyallup High School.
I was driving too fast, but I still had tons of time to avoid her by stopping or just slightly stepping on the breaks.
But I didnt feel like it so I plowed into her.
Usualy I would keep on driving, but that hit accidentlly managed to open the lid to the engine so I had to stop and close it. After closing it, I looked at my 10 points I just hit and notice she was getting up and coming at me.
Right then I relized I made a big mistake.
I hit a feminist. More sinister than the Nazi's where and more evil than Bin Ladin, I had to get out of there. She was a good 50 yards away from me but Feminist can run that far withen 20 seconds. I hopped backed into the Exploerer. Oh God, my heart was racing.? I punched it into drive and floored it, but since it's raining, the Explorer started spinning out. I kept my foot on the gas peddle and quickly grabbed my shotgun with rounds of common sense off the ?????????back seat.?????? I got one shot off, but I only hit her shoulder which just sorta made her slow down.
It takes a shot in the head to kill a Feminist. The Explorer finaly got out of skidding mode and went into driving mode. I was doing 60 on a 30 mph road, but I wasnt seeing any cars around which made no sense.
Turns out I hit a Commander Feminist and all the rest in Puyallup where freaking out and started k???????????????????????????????????????????????illing anyone who wasnt a Feminist.? Just then, a car served out of nowhere on fire with maybe over 20 woman chasing it. What the fuck!?
It hit a fire hydrent and flipped out onto the train tracks. The Feminist all pounced on it and started att???????????acking the car that landed on the train tracks.? Inside was a non-Feminist woman and her kids and out of nowhere a train came and smashed into the car and all the feminist that where attacking it.
No where was safe but I had to somehow get home but the way to my house was plauged with hundreds of Feminist so the only choice I had was to goto South Hill. |
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