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DS' TURN OUT TO BE MADE BY SATAN. Christians quick to burn them. by Michael Zappa Curtis


All across the globe, gamers turned on there DS' today to find a giant upside down cross on there screen(s). No matter what they did, gamers couldnt get that one game they bought at launch, Mario 64DS (the only fun game that was released for it), to play on it. Soon, Christian Fundelmantelist quickly went and destroyed the Nintendo of Europe HQ and claimed the DS to be made by Satan. Hundreds where killed. Nintendo of Japan quickly recalled all copies of the DS and burnt them. After this, Nintendo went bankrupt and closed finally after of 20 years of gaming. Gamers quickly burnt there DS's too. But thankfully, Sony went out and gave each former DS owner a free PSP and a copy anygame of there choice. Every gamer was happy because, well... The PSP is far better so far than the DS. Thank Sony. You where there for us.

		FIG 1. Heres a pic of a gamer discovering an upside down cross on his screen. Oh the horror.

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