Katamari Damacy/We <3 Katamri/Me and My Katamri
SYSTEM
Playstation 2, PSP
DEVELOPER
Namco
PUBLISHER
Namco
LOWDOWN
A bunch of mindless games about rolling over items to repopulated space with stars.
I've not met one person who shares my same opinion.
I'm the last human on Earth who's normal (to an extent of course). I go to message boards, "OMIGOD WE LOVE KATAMRI!!!1", I go to stores "KATAMARI IS COMING TO THE PSP O GOD YES YES YES ORGASIM". Damnit, I can't even listen to Game Radio anymore because of that stupid ass theme song.
That theme song. na nan anananaannan na na na naaa! STOP IT! AHHHHH!
Kotaku, a website I'm starting to like less and less each day because of there insinstincy to whore You Tube with usless links to shit noone cares about anymore, will go beserk over a new Katamari release. I'll have to put up with thirty updates a day from there "We go with whats cool" corrospondence hailing this crap.
na nan anannanananana na na na naaa!
The game is just utterly stupid. This is what you do and why.
Your dad, "The King of the Cosmo's" decides to get drunk and fuck it up for the people on the street by destroying all the stars in the sky. Just like mine destroying my hopes for the future. Anyways, he does that, and now it's up to his ugly son to go to Earth and collect objects to be the new stars. And as we all know, a ball of yarn can easily look like a star, concidering yarn is about 5 inches thick at most and a star is about 5,555,555,555,555,555,555,555,555,555,555,555,555,555,555,555,555,555 miles thick.
What you have to do is just roll around collecting crap. Hoo-oy.
This is what people are ranting and raving about? I was expecting the next sliced bread. I was hoping for this thing to cure AIDS, Cancer and kill nuns. But no. It just sits there. ??Mocking me with trivial bullshit. MOCKING ME.
So just stop playing Katamari if you like it. Go play something thought out. Like... Anything else.
Please. For the hope of mankid. At least for your kids?
