| Beast of Never Endding Evil's Lair |
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| "Greetings and Welcome to my lair. There are three reason why your here. One is that your here to attempt to destory me, or the second you here for me to teach you the 10 rules to be super evil villain, or your the repo man that wants to take away all my stuff because I forgot to pay my cable bill for the last 12,000 years. Hmmmmm, Well I see that your not a person of good heart or you would'nt be here talking to me, and your not the repo man ether so you must be here for me to teach you the ways of evil in ten simple rules. Shall we begin. 1. Have a secert lair or hideout ( so you have somewere to hide from those who want to destory the forces of evil. ) 2. Warship and evil god. ( you never know when you need one. ) 3. Hire lots of worthless souls to do your durty work. 4. Have a evil but stylish costume or unifrom for you and your men. ( When you work for the forces of evil you have to look good. ) 5. Kill everyone that fights in the name of good. 6. Try Destorying the world with a Gran Master Plan. 7. If Rule #6 fails then try samller and try to take over the nearest kingdom. 8. If Rule #7 fails then try even more smaller and try to take over the neariest Town. 9. If Rule #8 fails then run and scream like a little school girl until tyou passout form the lack of air going to your brain. 10. And finally remeber this no matter how perfect tyour plan maybe or how skillful your fighting is. You can follow every rule I gave you but rember that being evil is all about the laugh. (( Please note that this is for humor reasons only and if anyone trys to follow these pointless rules I will not be responceable for there actions. )) |