Well, after the day Jerry Flynn was fired for accidently drinking too much of his lightning beer and transferred his lightning foot skills into his lightning hummmer of subsequential pain, almost killing Kevin Nash during an accident turned angle, who was supposed to have jobbed that night, but was conveintly injured becuase of this incident.
So now with his lightning feet taking up a quick job of using his sweat throw to end world thrist and helping crops to grow in thrid world countries,waiting for the next federation to call him up to utilize the whole block gimmick. The WWF thought about hiring the only true shooter left in pro-wrestling, but felt that his personality would override those of Steve Blackman, and was reported by Jim Ross that the WWF was not interested in hiring Mr. Flynn becuase, to quote JR. "He made Michael Cole scream like a b*tch for 3 straight hours upon just hearing the name *dramatic pause* Jerry Flynn."
But there was salvation, that of comin from ECW, who scooped up the shooter, hoping for a big future in their little federation broadcasting out of a toilet.
So, skipping forward 6 days to Flynn's first match against some guy who goes through tables and says he's hardcore becuase of it. Jerry Flynn stepped through the ropes and walked into the ring, but the ring couldn't stand his lightning feet steps and instantly collasped like a twig, also for some reason causing Michael Cole to scream like a little b*tch again on an episode of Raw, causing the quarter hour ratings to shoot through the roof, beating out WCW's counter programing of Meng bungee jumping from a bridge using his fro as the cord by a full 4 points,but back to the story.
With the crowd stunned, and not sure how to react, they started chanting "ECW! ECW!" But Flynn was startled, he had never heard such a response, let alone any, from a crowd when he was around. And like a wild animal, snapped, and jumped into a killer frenzy and pounced into the ECW crowd, utilizing his full lightning feet and kicking the ECW crowd so fast, most of them were skinned becuase of it. All this causing a one man riot from the infamous ECW arena, were Jerry Flynn bellowing out a mighty laugh, the ECW getting maimed while still chanting "ECW! ECW", and Michael Cole starting a new stable of whining b*tches who get better catering then Kevin Nash does, the US goverment decided they must stop the madness known as the lightning feet, forcing them to drop an atomic bomb on the arena that Jerry Flynn was in. But Jerry Flynn using his "lightning sense", sensed the bomb, and flew into the air, lightning feet first, and detonated the bomb in mid-air, saving everyone in the arena.
Causing the ECW to non-stop chant "ECW! ECW! ECW!" until their throats burst, causing them to explode. Which was later shown on Nitro, causing them to finally beat Raw in the ratings.
"Even in these fictitious accounts, calling Flynn 'the only shooter left' is a little bit much"--Zaphod
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