"American Has-Been"


parody of Kid Rock's "American Bad Ass"

Yeah! I'm back and the only things that haven't been injured are my own two hands
I've traveled this land in planes and limousines
And all this for the fans, girls, money, and fame
I beat the Game, and then they can scream my name
I will get back at Kane, I live and die for this
Acutally I'm far off, I supposedly died...
Are you scared?

Devil without a cause, and I'm back
With the Titan bikes and some turned their backs
Kane's, Big Shows's, 2 of my foes
The Rogaine in my hair it flows
Chosen one, I'm a living wreck
With the gift of gab from the city of Rednecks
I punched and punched (and punched, and punched...) and knocked wrestlers back
And I did not stutter when I said that
You're going midcard... Rabid wolverine
You went midcard... One more time
And still the smarts they wanna see me fry
I guess because of only Vince knows why..why..why

Ohhhhhh...
They call me cowboy, I'm a Redneck in black
Throw a finger in the air, let me see where you're at
And say HEY HEY
Let me hear where you're at and say HEY HEY
I'm giving it back so say HEY HEY
Show me some tobacco and say HEY HEY HEY HEY

I hate Scotty 2 Hottie, Road Dogg X-Pac, Grand Master, Rikishi and I hate the Rock
Jericho, Benoit, Edge, Angle, Dudleys, Shane Brandon McMahon with the Big Show he owns
Yeah! Pass that bottle around
Got the talk from Texas and bike from McMahon
The Undertaker now fuckin' limps
I lack and rack and slap back the whack
Never get in the ring, I shouldn't be in that
But watch me suck where the Hardys flash
Top rope then crash, chokeslams are trash
I like Kevin Nash and trailor park trash!

Ohhhhhh...
They call me cowboy, I'm the Redneck in black
Throw a finger in the air, let me see where you're at
And say HEY HEY
Let me hear where you're at and Say HEY HEY
I'm giving it back so say HEY HEY
Show me some tobacco and say HEY HEY HEY HEY

Yeah... I saw your band...
Jumping around in the ring like a bunch of wounded ducks
When are you gonna learn sucker?
You just can't fuck with The Under-der-der-der-der
Takkkkkkeeeeeerrrrr

I'm an American Has-Been
Watch me kick, you can watch me rock
Or you can watch me kick
Oh yeah I don't kick, I'm in a punching craze
I'm gonna do some other shows after I bored this place
Superfly? Hell, I have the Last Ride
Side car on my glide so the EMTs can ride
I used to rock everywhere, bringing flash and glare
Now got the long hair swinging, middle finger in the air
Black leather suits, I came from Hell
See me ridin' in sin in the rebel yell
I'm not used to sell, so if you do
Give me some hints so maybe I could sell... LIKE YOU
Who knew I'd end up main-eventing on Raw
Said fuck Kurt Angle, pissed on Chris Benoit
Smelled the cookin' and protected my hips
I know it stinks in here, cause I wrestle like shit

Ohhhhhh...
They call me cowboy, I'm a Redneck in black
Throw a finger in the air, let me see where you're at
And say HEY HEY
Let me hear where you're at and say HEY HEY
I'm giving back so say HEY HEY
Show me some tobacco and say HEY HEY HEY HEY

I'm a cowboy, Bad Ass in black singing HEY HEY HEY HEY
From side to side from front to back say HEY HEY HEY HEY
I put my old body back on the map by singin' HEY HEY HEY HEY
Taker's in the house and thats where I'm at!


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