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Vince McMahon and his whole family on TV
Even if it's all just fiction
He's passing around the Hardcore title
Even to Brisco and Patterson
And if you see this on TV
It's Vince McMahon-cation
He was the number one contender at the pay-per-view,
He could have been World Champion
And then he was in the main event
Then he hanged with Bull Buchanan
Now he's jobbing on Jakked and HeAT
It's Big Bossman-cation
Where's has been Lash Leroux
He probably was fired
It's a shame 'cause afterall he was better than Hogan
We will miss the Ragin' Cajun
It's Vince Russo-cation
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Puppies, kitties 'n' buns
Hard core soft porn
Dream of Pro-Wrestling-cation
Dream of the Hart Foundation
In the ring there's T & A
Albert and Test, who's really Andrew Martin
Accompanied by Trish Stratus and her two friends
You might get noctural emissions
I wonder who's her plastic surgeon
It's American-cation
Talk about Trish, talk Daffney
But we should look the Kat run
Please, dear bookers, why not a catfight
Hair pulling and clothes tearing, let us see some action
And the King won't be far away
It's time for masturbation (Did I just say that?)
Born and raised by those who praise control of population
Everybody's been there and Vince take some vacations
Chorus
JR's getting an orgasm each time he hears the name Steve Austin
The Dudleys' tables to Jarrett's guitar
They're just another good vibration
And networks changes won't change the world
Of sports-entertainment-cation
Don't try to say your lines very well
To break the spell of wrestling
Atleast you're worth to watch
There's a lot of action in the ring
But take your push and don't waste it
It's Chris Benoit-cation
Chorus
** BONUS **
Let's see if I missed anything
Who did I forgot to mention
There's Maxi and his obsession with Hanson
Also, Jessica and her fascination with Justin
Kreller says Mandy Moore's not a whore
It's MTV-cation
But above all this, stand someone
That took bigger bumps than the current World Champion
She crashed through a couple of tables
But for many years, she stood on top of the Women's division
Anyways, she's still having fun
It's Mae Young-cation
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