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This parody is dedicated to jj_chickie who asked for it.
Hanson's If Only
"If Only"
Every single time I see you I start to feel this way
It makes me wonder if I am ever gonna watch wrestling again
There's a woman that's keep messing up this in that fed
I see it over and over
I don't wanna hear you and see you
On my TV again
We don't need you
'Cause I want to watch Raw until the end
Then I hear myself reply "Vince don't let her try to do some acting"
This time tonight
If only Vince could let his wife off TV
If only Vince could bring back HBK
If only Angle could take Stephy in his arms and say
Don't be a ho 'cause I need you
Sit here waiting, wondering, hoping that they'll make this right
'Cause all I think about is the Faction,
three faces and all these no-main event nights
There's Al Snow who's laughing with in his hands the good ol' Head
Saying it over and over
I wanna see Benoit and the Hardys
Angle, Christian and Edge
Malenko and D'Lo
And all this under-used talent
Then I hear myself reply "Don't bring Russo back in"
This time tonight
If only we could see more of the APA
If only Blackman could get a personality
If only Triple H could say
What he wants to say in less than 20 minutes
I wanna hear Vince say he's gonna take his wife away
And we won't see her until the return of Austin, Michaels or Foley
I wanna scream and shout but Daffney is so damn loud
And all Russo cares about is he and himself, his chest and ARGHHH!
If only we could hear more from Bob Holly
If only X-Pac didn't get so lazy
If only the Dudleys could say
No more tables 'cause we're over now
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