"MmmSlut" (AKA a song for Steph)
You had so many relationships in your life
Only one unfortunately did last
You dumped Test and became Hunter's wife
Together you went back to Vinnie Mac so fast
And it sucked so fast
So hold on to the one who really care
In the end only Angle will be there
When you get old and start adding pounds there
Can you tell me who will still care?
Now Test is stuck with a big mass of hair!
Mmmslut baduba dop ba du bop
baduba dop ba du bop
baduba dop ba du
Mmmslut baduba dop ba du bop
baduba dop ba du bop
baduba dop ba du
Plant his seed, deflowered, you lost your rose
You can choose any one of those
Look in the lockerroom to find out which one grows
It's a secret no one knows
But you still look like the ho's
Chorus:
In an Mmmslut, you're on.
In an Mmmslut, you're on the air.
In an Mmmslut, you're on.
In an Mmmslut, you're on the air.
Man, life isn't fair! But you don't care.
(Chorus)
Can you tell me? Why you repeat yourself on every show.
Can you tell me when you'll be one ofGodfather's ho?
Can you tell me if Hunter's **** is a big as his nose?
Can you tell me when you'll get even with Jericho?
Can you tell me when you'll hang out will Malenko?
Can you tell me? You say you can but you don't know!