Jerry Flynn Cleans up the Wrestleline Forum!

Jerry Flynn is a man of such talent, charisma, and natural good looks that he is go call 24-7 to fight evil-doers everywhere. Lately however, he has been getting mysterious E-mails telling him to come to the Wrestleline forum. lt_20 once recieved similar E-mails during the days when a topic button was actually around.

So Flynn goes to the Wrestleline forum and sees the filth and trash inhabiting it. First he sees a man who doesn't post any words in his suggested topics. A man who never talks about wrestling (except once). He is........ "You disgrace to Downtown Dave!", Flynn yells. "How dare you come to Dave's forum and stink it up with your foolish topics! Begone!"

brethart2 is so scared of being Lightning Kicked right in the head that he runs for the hills and is never heard from again.

Next, Flynn turns his attention to the man known as damegayman. Flynn is not happy about this posters' name.

"How could you? How could you insult an American hero and icon like damegaman? You will surely feel my wrath now."

Flynn leaps into the air and does a spinning kick towards DMGM. (think Ryu in SFII). DMGM is caught off guard and ends up being decapitated by Mr. Flynn.

"You're just lucky The Bossman wasn't here."

Out of the corner of his eye, Flynn sees edge-maxi and his various personas racing towards him. Thinking quickly, Flynn pulls out a Hanson blowup doll and inflates it with a mighty breath. He hands it over to the Maxi's and they sit down and cuddle the Tay look-a-like.

"That wasn't too bad.", Flynn thinks to himself while brushing off his hands. "Now this forum is safe aga--...."

The smell catches Flynn's attention. It is....rotted cheese? no......NO!, it couldn't be! Not.......

vassk2!!!!

Flynn turns and looks around. He sees no one but feels the vassanator lurking somewhere in the shadows.

"Hey!", a weak voice says.

"Wha-?" Flynn hears the voice right next to him but sees no one.

"Hey! I'm down here!"

Flynn looks down and sees a little chum no more than 3 feet tall. He smells like cheese and has a shirt on that says "I'm calling out Rubio and Zaph."

Flynn let's out a hearty laugh!

"You must be Vassk. Well, we have a special place for young troublemakers like you."

Flynn grabs Vassk by the throat, lifting him up, and carries him away off into the distance.

*LATER*.....

Flynn stands outside of a room where Vassk is playing with building blocks and puzzle pieces. A doctor is standing next to him.

"Well.....", the doc begins. "....Mr. Naughty no-no here is a danger to himself. All this trolling for cheap heat can do that. So I think it's best we leave him in there for a while."

"Agreed. You'll have to excuse me now. I have some young virginal tramps to deflower."

Flynn walks out the door and out of the building. We look back at the room where Vassk is enjoying himself and see a few other kids in there. One is dressed in Pantyhose and Skirts. Another has a 'MWO' shirt on. Yet another seems to be stealing name tags from the other children.

Yes, Vassk has been deported to Wrestlezone. Such a shame.

Vassk, get well soon buddy! We miss you!

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