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The Mr. Flynn discussion......
Sitting at a roundtable at CNN Center in Atlanta, GA are important members of World Championship Wrestling. They are here to discuss the future of Jerry Flynn in the company.....
Bill Busch: "Ok people, settle down. We have important business to look over. What are we going to do about him?"
Kevin Sullivan: "Fire the ba*tard. He's not my friend so he's not getting a push. It's that simple."
Terry Taylor: "I would have to agree. He's way too talented to be working here. I mean, what would we do with someone with actuall talent?"
Hulk Hogan: "Well brother, he could job to me next week on Nitro. First we'll put him over Randy on Thunder. You know, to build him up as a legitmate opponent."
Macho Man (standing up): "Hold on Hulkster. I thought I was going to job to you next, dig it?"
Hogan: "Change of plans, brother. You'll be feuding with this great new talent we're bringing in."
Macho: "Ooooooooh yeah! Who?"
Hogan: "Name's Simon Diamond. We're gonna give him.....get this.....a Plumber gimmick! 'Course he'll be going over you, but don't worry. You'll get the World title the PPV after the match, and then drop it to me the next night! Everything works out A-OK!"
Macho (whips out a Slim Jim): "Dig it! Your're dead, my friend to the end!"
Busch: "Calm down! Both of you! This is about Jerry Flynn, not you two egomaniacs. Now suggestions on what to do with him that dosn't involve jobbing him to Hulk?"
Kevin Nash: "Bill, get this. A revelutionary angle I've been working on. We could have someone run me over with a monster truck, then a humvee, and finally a tractor-trailer......"
Busch: "I'm listining...."
Nash: ".......then we have Macho, Hulk, Lex, Sting, and maybe Curly Bill accuse each other of who did it. Jerry will be the wheel man, but by the time we attempt to reveal it, nobody will care!"
Sullivan: "I like it!"
Hogan: "Genuis, brother! Of course, if the ratings fall during my segment, I'm blaming Disco."
Busch: "Hold on, hold on. One important detail. I've learned that Jerry is being payed nothing and all his merchandise revenue is going to local charties. With him being involved in a major angle like this, don't you think he deserves to get a little money? Maybe a raise?"
Nash: "A raise?!? i thought we were trying to cut down on those kind of things?"
Macho: "Diggin it! How about we pay him.....Nothing!"
Busch: "But....."
Hogan: "No but's, brother. If he gets a raise, I'm walking and I'll sue this company for age discrimenation. In fact, I think since I'm TV once every 6 months, I should get all of his merchandise revenue. I deserve it, don't you think?"
Busch: "But, Hulk! That money is going towards less fortuante children's education."
Hogan: "I said no but's brother. I've earned that money and you know it...."
Macho: "Diggin' it. I'm diggin' it....."
Hogan: "......and if I don't get that money, you know what happens....."
Sullivan: "Flynn has to go."
Busch: "I guess your're right. We can't afford him, plus he must be a trouble maker in the locker room if Hulk dosn't like him. OK, I'll have the lawyers draw up his release and send it to him by the end of the week."
Sullivan: "Excellent."
Taylor: "Good. He was too handsome to be working here anyway."
Nash: "Damn! Now who can I get to be the driver?"
Macho: "Power of tower, sweet but not sour, funky like a monkey, oooooooh yeah!"
Everyone turns to Savage, and gives him a funny look.
Macho (snapping into a Slim Jim): "sorry"
Hogan: "Well brother, my work here is done. Another overpaid and underworked wrestler has been elimanted."
Busch: "Good day gentlemen. I lokk foward to our next meeting of the minds"
What will happen to our hero?! Is this the end? Find out in the next editon of "Enter Mr. Flynn's World"..........
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