Welcome to the long awaited Mr. Flynn/THE BLOCK! Recap for the 1-19-00 edition of THUNDER. Tonight, US Naval Hero and Spokesman for Gillete Razors, Mr. Jerry Flynn, takes on former WCW TV and Hardcore champ Dave "Fit" Finaly.
Backstage, Mean Gene attampts to interview Mr. Flynn, but is quickly brushed off as JF is in "the zone". Saddened, Gene-O begins to walk to the bathroom and drown himself in a toliet, but is stopped by Mr. Flynn. Good ol' JF apolgizes for ignoring him and asks if there is anything he can do to make it up. Gene asks for Jerry to throw some of his sweat on him. Not wanting to disappoint, Mr. Flynn wipes some sweat off his brow and tosses it on Gene. He gives Gene a cunning wink of the eye and turns to walk to the ring.
Mr. Flynn is introduced first and makes his way to the ring. This is the second time in a row that Jerry has had to come out first and he seems rather distraught about it. His fans do not seem to mind as they are juking and jiving to his killer theme song. Finaly makes his way to the ring and is rather slow in doing so. It is understandable, I mean, look who his opponent is! The Grim Reaper is closely following Jif to the ring, but quickly runs back to the dressing room when he sees Mr. Flynn charging at Finaly in a "Fit" of rage. Surprisingly, Jiffy is ready and gives Mr. Flynn a backbodydrop onto the Thunder ramp! Mr. Flynn must have still been angry about coming out first. Finaly grabs JF by his aweaome haircut and leads him back to the ring.
In the ring, Jiffy Penaut Butter is kicking away at Mr. Flynn! Unlike last time, Good ol'JF is really hurt this time and is holding his side! Could it be a broken rib!? An ulcer!? Oh God No!! Not his big, friendly heart! Anything but that! No, it's just constapation from the Beaf Burrito he had about an hour ago.
Leaping to his feet, Mr. Flynn nearly destoys Fianly with a semi-LIGHTNING kick! Did I mention Mr. Flynn is wearing his WICKED White wrestling attire tonight? Finaly is nearing death when a loud sound is heard.... It's Fatty B*tch Brian Knobs and his plastic bamboo cane! He is out to help his mentor, fearing for his well being. Knobs climbs to the corner and is readt to try and hurt Mr. Flynn, which can't actually be done but he dosn't know that.
Time is moving in slow motion as Mr. Flynn backs into the corner that Knobs is in and Knobs reels back to strike Jerry! At the last second Mr. Flynn, with eyes in the back of his head, ducks and the plastic cane shatters Jiffy's glass jaw! Finaly begins falling to the ground, but it wasn't from the blow of the cane that hurt him. No you see, it was Mr. Flynn hitting him with a kick from his little toe! Meanwhile, Knobs is screaming in agony as half of his face has been ripped off! Flynn had done all this in the span of a micro-second that his Lightning quick reflexes allow him to. As Jif is layed out cold, Mr. Flynn turns and looks at Knobs, a slight smile begining to form on his face and says.....
"Hail to the king, baby."
With that, Mr. Flynn unleashes a LIGHTNING KICK! on Fat boy! Knobs is last seen heading in the direction of the Thunder set, through the air with the not so greatest of ease. JF turns around, gives Finaly a taste of the sweat off his brow, and puts his foot on top of him for the 1-2-3! The arena erupts in chaos as the fans rush the ring to celebrate! They hoist Mr. Flynn on their shoulders and begin parading around the ring! Mr. Flynn leaves us with these words...
"Yo, Bisch! I did it!"
Backstage, we see a few high ranking WCW officals. They are overheard talking about Mr. Flynn.....
"This guy is too popular and dangerous and charamatic to be here. What are we paying him?"
"Nothing, he donates all his merchandise revenue to local charties. He wrestles for the fans."
"That's too much. Offer him his release. We can't have any real talent here. Let him go to that XXX wrestling fed."
"But sir, he'll be main-eventing PPV's in a matter of months! Can't we release Luger instead? He dosn't, you know, actually wrestle. Please reconsider?"
"No, make it happen. I want this talented and oh-so-handsome man out of my federation yesterday."
To be continued?......
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