About Me aka The Creature of Great Horribleness:
I sincerely doubt that anybody will ever look at this, but I'm sure it's good psycho-therapy (no, I'm not a mad, murdering, stalker. At present, anyway) to establish an identity of sorts, if only for my own personal satisfaction. Blah, blah, blah.
Anyway, about me:
First of all, I am a bit of an idiot as I'm sure you've noticed by now. As a matter of fact I came in 2nd in the Lower-Middle-Class Twit of the Year competition in my homestate of Alabama, where, as I'm sure you can imagine, there is some pretty steep competition. So, in short, if you despise me and think I'm remarkably not-to-bright, you're on the right track. (You may also notice that I have a fondness, bordering on obsession, for commas and parentheses, try not to be too overwhelmed; I just can't seem to get away from them.)
Okay, now that I've got the disclaimer out of the way- I'm a homeschooled high school student (a mere beardless boy, well, girl, really, but you get the point) from, as you've probably already gathered, Alabama. I love reading, my all-time favorites being LOTR and Watership Down, but there are a lot of contenders. I've been a KQ ("King's Quest," for the uncultured swine [no offense meant; my best friend is an uncultured swine] who may be reading this)player for quite some time, something I inherited from my parents. I love them all (the games, not my parents, but, them too, i suppose), and KQIII did more for my typing skills than any silly course, so scholars heed: KQ has officialy been declared Wholesome and Educational. Well, that's pretty much it. I like running and hiking and loud music. Umm... really like the Proclaimers. Can't think of anything else. Oh! whoops! I'm a Christian, and I relish apologetics. Glances skyward for any signs of lightening. Forgive the verbosity, but remember: 1)I'm an idiot and 2)I really don't expect anyone to read this.
Oh yeah, Monty Python rocks! Or wobbles. Something like that anyway.
And, um, so does Terry Prathcett. |
