Commie Bastard
Lenin eats my SPAM
Won't get a job, takes my stuff
Such a lazy fuck
This is undeserving of a title
BOB! is fried cheese thing
Jimbo thingamabobber
Bubba thing guy Jim
Bonzo
John Bonham, such a
Jolly fellow.  Why did you
Ever have to die?
C++ Makes Brain Hurt
I be a pirate!
Das Jimbo ist Noshiny!
Arrr!  I eat kitty!!
Pepsi
Excrement!  I loathe
ev'rything that makes you be.
Now meet your maker.
GAH!!
That Turkish guy.  Who
Is this peasant?!  "I kiss you
David Letterman!"
Ode to My Lenin Pin
Love my Lenin pin!
It is so shiny, TOUCH IT!
I am Trotsky!  MOO!
OZZY
Skittles skittlss skittles skittles skittles skittle man!!
Oh shit...my brain hurts. 
st-st-st-luh-bah-moo-uhhh...IRON MAN!!
Me fail english?  Todo bad!
Ich bin ein st�ck katze sheisse!!
MWAA!!  FRIDGIMON!!!!
Inspiration Lost
Al pushes luggage!
And a neat wallet insert!
Please, Dave, don't sue me.
The Anti-Haiku Haiku # 23.85
I hate haikus.  I
Mean, really, five-seven-five?
What's the bloody point?
Bel-Loc: Prelude
We're poor, we're hungry,
It's 3 AM.  Cheap diner
Food is beckoning.

Bel-Loc: An Afterthought
Bel-Loc Diner, I
Despise you.  Now John Bonham
Resides on your floor.
One Time I Fell Down
I defecate on
your kitty's ancestor's graves
Neat sewer donkeys!
Das Gnome sits kicking his little gnome legs. Silly little gnome-boy. Q.
Cookie Monster!
Noel: My fish!
Liam: OH MY GOD!!!
(punkctatuion a%'''===~~~~tackz)
"005"="C:\\WINDOWS\\SYSTEM\\iemenu.ocx|DllRegisterServer" yessssssss be good my son

moi am one
    try to seek something in your brler city PUT,

        in the letters silver plate rgles on a tee-shirt of black of

   length-casing, initially jump upwards in ball of sensational pumpkinsz

    it " with the butterfly flies away " the vido,
because Daveed, then
                               hair-some zro

ohmygodineverknewafakelegcoulddothat
je vous offrez mes yeux. acceptez-les tous deux!
Rinaldo
Rinaldo?  Rinaldo, is that you?
Come on in here, we've got the dogs all shaved and nice!
Remember last time?
We really rocked the house!
Open your toolbox wide, I'm going to stick some bologna in it!
"But... where are the shkittles? and sasparilla? Kyle, you know they're my favorite meeal!"
moof.
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