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COMMIE BASTARD has disappeared into the annals of East Side Cockeysville. He is an employee of the Food Lion Corporation. As he is internetless, we will miss him very much. It would help if we knew where the fuck he is, although various semi-reliable sources have told us that he is being kept in a house in hamilton by a dragon lady of a mother, who was infected by the ranch virus, which makes mothers ignorant and rude.

THE ANTI-SPICE is writing this.

LITTLE ORPHAN ANNIE is now JIGGIN' JACOB, who freestyles and raps with the best of them live on KRAP RADIO. His non-musical interests include Civil War Reenacting and growing taller than his sister.

ZMBIEKLLER is in-between academic tenure at Vassar College and Towson University. Her spare time is devoted to the education of the masses in various forms of indoor horticulture, discovering the experimental properties of crayons, and driving randomly around the East Coast.

TRAUB: The tortured artist, has no job, has unhealthy sleep patterns. One day the world will recognize the importance of his writing and he will sell out, or he'll skip right to the lonely death in a depressed, unappreciated, alcoholic haze.

PRAXITELIS: Crazy Greek running rampat through life like a gorilla in a china store with his head cut-off! Above all, do not give him alcohol as this transforms him into a super-saiyan. In this state he is liable to flip over couches, throw his drink at you and laugh in the face of purple Tums.

Baron, formerly known as Brandon. Rich little boy that people use, but also so much more. Some alcoholics think he bears an uncanny resemblance to Woody Harrelson, yet the only wood to be found is in his mother's bed, but that horny lesbo lush is another story.