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| My own Cast! My original characters have white boxes around them. |
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| Tails. Idiot. ~If I put stuffed Animals down my shirt it looks like I have boobs. |
| Amy Rose. The Smart One. Has Affairs with Everyone. ~Let's play a game of charades to get to know each other! |
| Eggman. He needs Tails Out of the way so he can pull off world domination. He's shy. ~With the Giant George Foreman Head, I will rule the World! |
| Mewtwo. Eggman's Creation Made 100% out of recycled Materials. ~Ouch my Neck. |
| Knuckles. Has a crush on Amy. Likes Yoga. ~Whatever you're thinking, I'm not down Amy's Dress. |
| Majin Buu. Manager of Taco Bell. Loves Money. ~So um... Where's my money? |
| Kirby. Gullible. Follows Tails everywhere because Tilas gives him candy. ~SQUEEK! |
| Shadow. He died in his third comic. Pity. ~It's not MY fault! |
| Doubles. Salesperson. He was in one comic and disapeared. Maybe he'll come back. ~Free kazoo! |
| O'Malley. He's a Leprecaun without his own Cereal. Kidnapped Amy. ~Ah, Blarney Stones! |
| Sonic. Will do anything for a cupcake. ~CUPCAKE!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
| The Bad People. They're Dooshes. Napkin, Doofus, and Apoxy. ~Villainy just doesn't pay enough these days. |
| Lordlittlejoe. Yes, It's me. I rule... um... MY COMICS!!!! I'm smarter, more popular, and way more funny than Psyguy. ~This time, it's different. IT TALKED BACK!!! |