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I had a pair of socks once. They were both blue.
And then one day one left.
How upset am i?!
I've not got dressed for two weeks now.
What should i do???
Sincerely,
Young and yearning,
in Norwich.
That's a toughie, and you're going to have to do some thinking. Whatever you decide, don't do the halfsies thing, where you still are sorta together, but sorta start wearing other socks.
If you're head over heels crazy about this sock, and you want it in your life for a long time, try to stay in touch, but watch your phone bill!
But if you don't think its coming back, just give up.
Socks don't just come and go - you should take care of them.
Don't ever email me again you sock-abuser
Next please mother-f*cker
Sally-Anne
P.S
But you listen you stupid lords, any more crappy help things and i'll come over there, grap your forks and shove everylast one of them upyour useless fat..............
(uh we best stop that there - it gets abusive)
No time wasters mind you.
Or else.
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but put "Sally-Anne" in the subject box you fools.
Byyyeeeeeee!
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