| Welcome to the place for all you fashion followers........ |
| The Forkin' Fashion Boutique! |
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| The Classic This is our designers spin on the classic style of the 1950's. This top hat and jacket will insure your fork is stylish in that all important dinner or night out on the town. Both Hat and jacket have a red trim and black for the rest. Its made on the finest quality material(paper) and retails at 50 english euros. The original design featured a pair of glasses as well, but unfortunatly they were lost in transit(the person responsible was promptly sacked..wait there...it was me...SHIT) Ahh well fork lovers, this is it, just look at the quality in that outfit! |
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| The Oriental... With the fall of interest in chopsticks in Japan in the last few years, and the rise in fork popularity, our valiant designer has given us this masterpiece of the traditional japanese style. This take on the Kimono has taken the fork fasion world by storm, and is sure to be a big hit on the cutlrey catwalks this summer. Yet again made of the finest quality material (Blank A4 pad of paper from woolworths, retailing at about 99p a pad which aint bad considering the modern economic stuff!) Anyway it has a blue trim, and features the FF(forkin' fasion) logo commonly associated with quality! It retails at some stupidly large figure, when it is accually really cheap, made by monkeys in a factory just south of Birminham. But then again we knock the price up because of the logo! |
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| The Scotsman.... For all our scotish friends out there we have introduced this wonder. Nowerdays your fork can be as patriotic as you are and wear a kilt proudly! Traditional tartan is only one of many different styles avalible! WE suggest that like you scots fellows your fork wears nothing underneath either, but please for the love of god no male thongs!! |
| All cloths were lovingly created by our own designer whom is named Fran....more designs on the way! including...slinky summer swimwear, and our own "private" collection! |
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