"i've created the birds and the trees and everything else, but hell its a bit boring, i mean, where are all the religious wars and stuff that i predicted, i mean what was the point creating this perfect land, im just being greedy i've got heaven and now im getting something else!" said god
So out of desperate bordom and looking for a good laugh, god created man. But man was far from happy with what god had given them.
Adam looked up at the sky and said "look mate its really decent of you to make all this crap for us and stuff..but i mean its just well...boring, wheres all the porn? where's the booze, where are the playwrites and the sports cars?"
So for adams enjoyment god created all the sin that exists in the world, but adam was still far from happy.
"Right look im getting really bored of this you know, why cant you make me happy? im starving down here and you dont expect me to eat with my bare hands, do you? Right this is your last chance or im off down with satan, i here he treats his creations right"
so god decided that it was about time he got things right and invented the Fork for adam to eat with, scratch certain areas of his body, and for general use dig and throw.
So Adam was now happy, and praised the lord for the wonderful gift of the Fork. but soon the fork became an idol, and adam forgot the ways of God, and bowed before the fork. so god became extreamly pissed off and remembering what he learnt in school he sent down a knife and a spoon to balence thigns out, and no longer would the fork be the only tool adam had, and adam soon remembered that god could kinda kick his arse so he thought he'd worship him again (because gods such a vain bastard after all)