| MR PRESIDENT, MAY WE HAVE CHURCHILL BACK ? | ||||
| No, not the dog, silly, the statue Tony lent you in 2001, the one of Winston Churchill by Jacob Epstein. You know you should not really have this sitting on your desk in the Oval Office, as Tony had not the authority to lend it to you. It actually belongs to the nation, people like me, and I would like it returned. Don't send it back to Tony directly though, you know what a thief he is. Heaven forbid if Cherie got hold of it! | ||||