Bush: Dick, I hear there is talk of a new British ambassador, someone called Mandy. Is she a good looking broad.
Cheney: Well, actually Mr President, Mandy is a guy called Peter Mandelson.
Bush: You gotta be kidding me Dick. I’ve heard of a boy called Sue, but MANDY. Don’t they mean Randy?
Cheney : No Mr President, he may be randy, but they call him Mandy.. He's a fag. His wife is called Renaldo, he's Brazilian.
Bush: Nuts!
Cheney: Yea, I believe he still has his, he's pre-op.
Bush: Jeeezuz Christ ! So when he's presented in Washington I gotta kiss his first lady, I mean his first man on the cheek ?
Cheney: I guess that does suck.
Bush: Dick, mind your wordology !
Cheney: I guess we can get round that Mr President, under the circumstances, but he will be with his lady.... er guy at Camp David from time to time.
Bush: You mean I got fags in the same room in my house? What's Laura gonna say ?
I know the Krauts have their fag mayor, but for Gawd’s sake, the Brits are our best friends.
Cheney: Mr President, you gotta remember, this is the new labour party. Our guys in London have reported a lot of the time a number of them saying they've run out of fags, and sent people out to get some more. I guess this is what New Labour mean by their third way.
Bush: What's Saddam going to make of this?
