Are you a prostitue, male or female? Don't worry about health checks for Aids or STDs. We welcome you. THIS IS BLAIR'S BRITAIN.
Do you wish to locate your money-laundering activities in London? That's wonderful news. We can boast the money-laundering capital of Europe. We need your money. But don't forget, spend as much of it here to prop up our economy. THIS IS BLAIR'S BRITAIN.
Are you a paedophile? No problem, come to Britain and enjoy. Occasionally, for the sake of propriety, we have to out some of you, but then you can always join the Catholic Church and plead clergy. After all, Blair is Catholic and THIS IS BLAIR'S BRITAIN.
Are you a immigrant smuggler? Well, you've hit the jackpot. We are the most desired destination for economic migrants. Our economy needs the cheap labour you are supplying and of course their spending power, curtesy of our tax payers. THIS IS BLAIR'S BRITAIN.
Do you enjoy Bush Meat? Come to Britain, we encourage the slaughtering of endangered species. as also the consumption of their meat, contaminated if at all possible. THIS IS BLAIR'S BRITAIN.