| Lord Huggington's Greatest Achievment |
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| In the early 16th century, Captain Hee Haw and his crew were the most feared group of Pirates that had every existed! The sailed the seas, raping and drinking all that was good and sacred! The pirates had cutlasses! omg! Suddenly out of the depths of the oceans emerged a band of rockin dudes, who had just finished their first show, an open mic night in a school campus center. These unlikely heroes were Buster Badshot, Crispen Lip Service, Larz McPhizz, Donny Suicide, and Mescaline Jones! They saw the pirates raping and drinking all that was good and sacred and decided to put an end to their evil ways. An epic battle began and ended centuries later. The band of rockin' dudes, along with some friends, and laid out a hot jam and blew the pants off of the pirates. Once again the seas were safe, thanks to Lord Huggington. |
| Lord Huggington Allies |
| The following are people who helped Lord Huggington defeat the pirates and can be given credit for various thingies here and there in the music making process. |
| Sybyll Parellelagram |
| Sybyll started off as an Okra bottler/klesmer maker but then decided that it wasn't for him, and went into the "inspiring groupy business." He was wind surfing off the New Jersey shore, when he saw Lord Huggington fighting pirates. He, also being an anti-pirate in his free time, drew his anti-cutlass adn engaged in a fight to the death. He killed them all (the pirates) and defloured a mermaid. Since then he and Lord Huggington have been inseperable. He is also responsible for inspiring the bands love for Legends of the Hidden Temple. |
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| Daisy O'Sanchez |
| Daisy is a Spanish/Gaelic languages teacher East Henderson High School. He first met Lord Huggington when he saw them at the Siberian Warped Tour. Drummer, Larz McPhizz, had just been stabbed 80 times by a drunken fan. Daisy, being a wizard/registered nurse, acted quickly and heal McPhizz's wounds. To repay O'Sanchez, the band cut off Crispen Lip Service's waste length dreds and gave them to their savior. He is currently on tour with the band where he often opens for them with his lame stand-up routine. |
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| Carly Binnoculars |
| Carly Binnoculars is an extra terrestrial life form that Buster Badshot discovered while he was on tour with his side project, Shamrock, far past the level one Astroid Belt of the Dartanian System. Carly Binnoculars broke into his tour bus shouting obsenities and biting his feet. He took an immediate liking to her and offered to give her a ride to Earth. Upon entry into Earth's atmosphere, Carly's body was not able to cope with the conditions of the planet, and she died. However, Daisy O'Sanchez was able to reserect her as a super being with a plathera of powers and abilities at her disposal to fight all manner of villains and vandals. On one occation, she managed to catch a 16 ton weight falling from a tall building, threatening to squish Lord Huggington in flat, cartoonish people (See Huggington Bible - Jones 24:8). |
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