.:|Interviews|:. Dumbass McGee -- Dumbass McGee, the basis for many of the jokes in the WoRMS! Saga, and king of all momma's boys. Johnny: What's your favourite thing about WRHS? Dumbass McGee: I like the jokes about me. They're always really funny, even though they are insulting. Johnny: What other WoRMS!'er do you think enjoys airline food the most? Dumbass McGee: Let's see. I'm not really sure. I can't think of anyone, but I'll say, uh, Necrophiliac. Johnny: How about your favourite snack? Dumbass McGee: That would have to be ice cream. Johnny: Who's your hero? Dumbass McGee: I don't really have a hero at the moment. Johnny: Who do you like? *wink wink nudge nudge* Dumbass McGee: Once again, no one at the moment. Not yet, anyway. Johnny: What is your favorite word? Dumbass McGee: Antidisestabolishmentarianism Johnny: Is that your obsession? Antidisestabolishmentarianism? Dumbass McGee: No, It's just a long word, so it's interesting. Johnny: Do you have a conspiracy theory? Dumbass McGee: Could you elaborate on that? What kind of conspiracy? Johnny: Any type. Dumbass McGee: So, you mean do I think there are any kinds of conspiracies going on. Johnny: Boy, you're a quick one. Dumbass McGee: I believe that we never landed on the moon, or even made it into space. I think NASA made it up for the money. Johnny: Anything we still don't know about Dumbass McGee? Dumbass McGee: Although this may seem strange, I am not gay. Johnny: Uh, thanks. You have anything left to say? Dumbass McGee: No, not really. -- >10/10/01 Iverach -- Ah, Iverach, the Lord of Evil, the master of connivingness, the prince of darkness, the king of crossdresser--er...oops, I wasn't supposed to reveal that part! Oh well! Johnny: The usual opening question, what's your favourite thing about WRHS? Iverach: The fact that in a few months, I wont be in it anymore! MWAHAHAHAAHAHA -ack- *cough* damn phlegm Johnny: Lucky bastard....uh, do you think Dumbass McGee is gay? Iverach: Of course, after speaking with him, and hearing about his aversion to "unsuitable content" I'll have to say yes... Johnny: Who's your favorite politician? Iverach: I hate politicians.... they can all burn in the Fiery Pits of Hell for all I care. Johnny: Even Bill Clinton?! Iverach: No, Clinton is cool, only because all he did was use his power to get women, although I must say, he has bad taste... Johnny: Hahaha, what do you think about George "Dubya" Bush and this whole Osama bin Laden business? Iverach: Hes overreacting, they have no proof they Bin Laden actually did it... Go back to Texas ya goddamn hick... Johnny: All right, what's your favorite word? Iverach: huuuahff... Johnny: Would that be your obsession? Iverach: No. Its a word I made up when I was drunk... You have to be vomiting to pronounce it properly though.. Johnny: Do you have a conspiracy theory? Iverach: If I told you I'd have to kill you... Johnny: Right....when're you going to write your damn episode?! Iverach: When I get around to it! Piss off!! You forget, I'm a lazy motherfucker... Johnny: Oops, my bad. Which WoRMS!'er, do you think, enjoys airline food the most? Iverach: What carrier's food? Air Canada isn't half bad.... Johnny: Canadian's better though. :P Iverach: Whatever, I'd say Dumbass McGee, he seems like the masochistic type.. Johnny: Hey, that was my answer! Oh well, anything we still don't know about Iverach? Iverach: Your answer? Ahh well.... Ummm.... his real name... his evil plans.... Johnny: Okay, thanks. You have anything else to say? Iverach: Stay in drugs, dont do school..... -- >15/10/01 Mistress of Seduction -- Yes, it's none other than the Mistress of Seduction. It's safe to say that's she's my favorite character in WoRMS!...[wink wink nudge nudge] Johnny: What is your favourite thing about WRHS? mmmmm.....peaches!!!! Johnny: What other WoRMS!'er do you think enjoys airline food the most? The Mistress of Seduction: ummm....i would have to say the guys. The Mistress of Seduction: i would have to guess mack...no no hot stuff Johnny: And why would that be? The Mistress of Seduction: Well according to this story she seems to "get around" and seeing that episode i suppose she would enjoy airplane food(wink wink) Johnny: heheh, all right, what was on your school lunch box? Mistress of seduction: What?! what does that have to do with anything? Johnny: Nothing whatsoever. Mistress of Seduction: mmm....peaches. Johnny: Peaches?...nectarines are far superior! Mistress of seduction: If u really want to know its...its....~Elijah Wood~ Johnny: Gasp! Mistress of seduction: Dumbass trix are for kids Johnny: Stupid little kids, they never gave that rabbit any cereal... thats animal cruelty Mistress of seduction: now you know my secret and i'm ruined because of it!!!!!!...are you happy now johnny wong?! Johnny: Sure, why not? neways....what is your fav. snack food? Mistress of Seduction:....ummmm.....peaches? yeah peaches that's it peaches! Johnny: Peaches...would you say that's your obsession? Mistress of Seduction: no, i just like them that's all Johnny: Oh, is it...Elijah Wood?! Mistress of seduction: ok so u know. i love his blue eyes...and that tight.. ...(talking off into the distance) Johnny: Oh dear God no! Mistress of seduction:... Johnny: neways, got any conspiracy theories? Mistress of Seduction: mmm.....no Johnny: Anything else you want to say? Mistress of sedution: nope that's about it u already know all my secrets! -- >05/02/02 Necrophiliac -- Necrophiliac was one of the people that inspired the WoRMS! Saga. He's was also one of the first staff members. Johnny: Okay, what's your favourite thing about WRHS? Necrophiliac: The women....live ones though. Johnny: Hahaha. Do you think Kiera's hot? Necrophiliac: which one are you refering to? Johnny: Holleman, you tolo! Necrophiliac: Ha! sorry, yes moderately. Johnny: Ah, good enough. I would have popped a cap on yo' sorry ass for saying otherwise....What other WoRMS!'er do you think enjoys airline food the most? Necrophiliac: Well, I just love it as I am sure you do, Johnny, but other than us i would say Nerdboy maybe.......Hot Stuff. Johnny: And why is that? Necrophiliac: Well, personally I think Nerdboy will eat anything! And well, Hot Stuff...stupid things for stupid people. Johnny: What is your favorite word? Necrophiliac: FlaRG! Johnny: Is that your obsession, flarg? Necrophiliac: I think it is safe to say that. Johnny: All righty, then! How would you describe your friends? Necrophiliac: Well, Murley is...well, a perverted sex craved freak. You, Johnny are majestic. I guess I would describe you guys and the rest of my freinds as unique wacky zany nutty funsters! Johnny: Favorite snack? Necrophiliac: Chicken. Johnny: Let's wrap this up. Do you have a conspiracy theory? Necropheliac: Yup. Johnny: What is it? Necophiliac: *no comment* Johnny: Right-o...Anything we still don't know about Necrophiliac? Necophiliac: Well no one knows my deep dark secret of........[trails off] Johnny: Okay, thanks. You have anything else to say? Necrophiliac: Yes, Matt K is asexual and he spores. -- >10/10/01 Pink Ranger -- I'm too lazy to write an introductory paragraph for this interview. Here's Pink Ranger. Johnny: Okay, what's your favourite thing about WRHS? pink ranger: the days we have off due to toxins and other gas Johnny: Who was on your school lunch box? pink ranger: batman, a while ago but now its a happy face, a yellow one Johnny: What's the coolest politician around? pink ranger:goerge dubbua he has the stuff to run america, even though hes a hick Johnny: What other WoRMS!'er do you think enjoys airline food the most? pink ranger: well most likely hot stuff, she seems to get around... Johnny: How about your favourite snack? pink ranger: um... i guess CHICKEN!!!!!!!!!!! duh... Johnny: What is your favorite word? pink ranger: i'm not saying on the internet due to reasons but lets say her name starts with s... Johnny: Is that your obsession? ? pink ranger: yes, defintly. Johnny: Do you have a conspiracy theory? pink ranger: yes but there all ao to me so i cant tell you or "them" or even"they" so no comment... Johnny: Anything we still don't know about ? pink ranger: yes that for the most part i am as screwed up as i am potred in the saga however i am not gay. Johnny: Okay, thanks. You have anything else to say? pink ranger: life is a garden, dig it! (i love shaundra boyd) -- >02/04/02
