.:|WoRMS! Special Episodes|:. --- What are special episodes, you ask? Well, to be blunt, they're basically episodes that are too f#$%ed up to put in with the rest of them, or don't fit in to the general storyline. These can include: alternate endings, movie/radio renditions of current/new episodes, anything you want! ---------- Special Episode 0 "Equinox" ---------- William Shatner: Good evening, and welcome to the special radio broadcast of WoRMS : Equinox! Later, on the show, you will be treated with a behind-the-scenes look at those wacky zany nutty funsters behind this masterpiece! Writer: Plleeeasssseeeee....kill me! Slave Driver: Oi! You! Get back to work! [sound of whip cracking] William Shatner: But until then, let's talk about my new show, Iron Chef USA! Superb show, isn't it? I mean, there hasn't been a show like it since Tekwars: The Series or Star Trek, the original, mind you. Picard my arse! And don't give me none of that Janeway crap! There's only one captain of the Enterprise and that's James T. Kirk! And another thing -- Arrgghhh! Guy: Oh my God! You bastards! You used the Vulcan death grip on the Crocodile...I mean William Shatner! Leonard Nimoy: Ain't so big now, are ya? I was always the star of the sh- Guy: Technical difficulties! gdgouno546egoui|FHDGFHfgdgjifsogm5IGvtDuBOnbyubfy$/... [Act One] Johnny: I'm famished! Time to get some chicken in me! Necrophiliac: That's fo' sho. Girl With British Accent: All right! Dr. Dre: Sir Necrophiliac, there's a fly in my soup, sir! Iverach: Quiet, you. Brendan: I can't do it, sir! Brian Mulroney: Tax cuts for the first one to find my car keys! Pink Ranger: Aren't you dead yet? Brian Mulroney: No. [end act one] [Act Two] Lavalamp Lord: Man, I'm sooo wasted. FB: Buffalo is soooo gonna win the cup this season! Scott: C'yeah, right! LEAFS!!!! Nerd Boy: Hartford Whalers! Frizzle Fry: MY ASS IS ON FIRE!!! AHHHHH! Johnny: Those wacky zany nutty funsters! Idoit: Woah. Capt'n Keyes: Wierd... Johnny: Kinda describes the whole episode. Murley: Your fried chicken is ready. Oh wait, nevermind. Your chicken is not yet ready. I repeat, the chicken is not yet ready. [End Act two] [act three] [end act Three] [begin half time...er intermission] Voice: Refreshments and souvineers will be sold in the main lobby. Some Guy: What's up with these "acts"? Other Guy: Four bucks for a Pepsi? I'm outta here! Guy: Man, I need to urinate. [end intermission] [Act Four] ...Gb#,bn.>gfYUI64...down to Strawberry Fields. Nothing is real and nothing to get hu...fg7r8n$d;sfk!... [end act four] [act five] Bill: Where'd my shoes go? Socks: Meh, harharhar... Hillary: Hurry up! Chesea: Leave it up to Willy to make us all late... Bill: Shutyo' mouf! Hillary: Hey, at least we didn't have sexual relations with that woman Socks: Meh, harharhar... Bill: Her name's Monica, mind you. [end act five] [act six] Bob the Lepechaun: Let's Get HI HI HI! Get Hi HI Let's HI Get HI Hi HI hi HI Hi LET'S GET get !IH IH IH TEG S'TEL [end act six] [Act Seven] Pirate: Arrr...the author, 'tis high, says I. Other Guy: Four bucks for a Pepsi? Overpriced! Necrophiliac: The cow must be sacrificed! Murley: Nonsense! The OTHER Master of Seduction: No offense. [End Act Seven] [act eight] ..gh6GFH4#$b...he Nile is the longest river in Africa and the second in length of all the rivers of the globe. Although falling short of the length of the Mis...GF65&b3bdfoo\f@v... [End Act Eight] Leonard Nimoy: This story sucks. I quit. Guy: Dammit, we need a new host. [Act Nine] Dumbass McGee: Owwww! My eyelid! What? Oh, I'm on! Well, I am here tonight to discuss the complete lack of family morals in this new age. For instanc...Y%#yFDhfhjo4p....ll you need is love! Love, love is all you nee...f435FGn8#Cb...ock and roll, I think is the cause of this sinful era. What happened to the days of good, wholesom...BVkkfg.$#%...h, won't you come with me? And take my hand? Oh won't you come with me? And a' walk this land? Pleeasse take...and so, in closing, I hope that you can all become better people. [end act nine] [act ten] David Letterman: ...And the #1 reason why Gandalf was cooler than Qui Gonn... 1). Gandalf's friend and ally who owed him a life debt was Gwaihir Windlord, king of Eagles and master of the skies. Qui Gon had Jar Jar. David Letterman: Hahaha, those wacky zany nutty funsters [end act ten] William Shatner: And here's the moment you've all been waiting for! An interview with Johnny about what he could have possibly been smoking to write such a fucked up story. Johnny: I was eating pistachio nuts. Necrophiliac: Naw, I say it's due to all those ridiculously long sandwiches. William Shatner: But wait, there's still more! Coming up, interviews with all the WoRMS! characters! Hot Stuff: Let's see...I've slept with him...him...him...oh, that guy, too...him... ah, him...hi - wow! I've slept with every male member of the cast! Cripple: Why don't you write an episode where Teacherman loses his job and has to work part time at MacDonald's and then gets in a car accident and has to buy another vehicle, but doesn't have the money, so he has to mortgage his house again to pay off his debt and feed his kids, but he gets fired from his job at MacDonald's flipping burgers, so he ends up trying to get some cash panhandling outside the CIBC on Gerrish Street, but his kids get taken away because he doesn't have the means to support them and after that, his wife gets a divorce and he's just a single, middle-aged man who can't pay off his taxes so he sells his house and goes to live with his sister, but every ten minutes, his father in-law looks at him kinda strange and says, "What're you looking at?" Hey, it could work. [act eleven] Murley: Another day, another sandwich... [A day passes] Murley: Another day, another sandwich... [A day passes] Murley: Another day, another sandwich... [A day passes] Murley: Another day, another sandwich... -- unfinished > ---------- Special Episode 1 "WoRMS! Special Edition" ---------- Three collections of the WoRMS! Saga are finished, so we now have The Saga Trilogy. Now that it's here, how long can it be before...The WoRMS! Saga Special Edition? With digitally remastered text and scenes that were cut out of the original! Such as: * A rematch between Crazy Li'l Bastard and Pink Ranger! * The thrilling driving-home-from-Camp-Sherbrooke episode! * More The Crocodile Hunter death scenes! * What if the rumour that Dumbass McGee was a former porn star WASN'T completely bogus? * Dumbass McGee gets a girlfriend! * Dumbass McGee actually does start his chain of fried chicken restaurants! * A Very Special Episode where Crazy Li'l Bastard gets addicted to anti-depressants! * Something actually happens in the Writer's Block episode! * All the people I promised to put in the Saga actually get more than one line in it! ...on second thought, it'll never work -- 18/07/01 ---------- Special Episode 2 "WoRMS! : The Musical" ---------- [It is a very special day, Johnny's birthday] "Happy birthday to you! Happy birthday to you! Happy birthday, Johnny! Happy birthday to you!" [suddenly, a vortex opens in the space-time continuum. Johnny is sucked away (nmiaow)] Dumbass McGee: No! Our leader has gone! Who will write the saga? All: Yesterday...all my troubles seemed so far away. Now it looks as though they're here to stay. Oh I believe in yesterday. Why'd he go? I don't know; a vortex took him away.. Oh I believe in yesterday... Necrophiliac: We must find him! The Master of Seduction: But how? Murley: We must visit the Wizard of DOS, Frizzle Fry! All: High ho! High ho! It's off to the wizard we go! [after an exhausting day's walk, the party decides to rest under a tree. Suddenly, Frizzle Fry, the Wizard of DOS approaches them, rapping.] Frizzle Fry: Yo yo! Frizzle Fry am I! Eatin' a pie! Getcho ass off ma tree! You ain't no friend o' me! [The party makes a plea, then starts singing "Help!" by The Beatles] Frizzle Fry: Fine! I'll help you! [the scene switches to an inn. They are asking the innkeeper about Johnny. He tells them all he knows (to "Cat's in the Cradle" by Harry Chapin)] Innkeeper: A guy arrived just the other day, Come down to here by the northern way. There were strange folk around, with Johnny, hey. Man, it was a busy day. They were talking in the lobby room and it wasn't long 'Till one was singing a Windsor song, yeah; singing a Windsor song. [the party stays in the inn. Necrophiliac is singing "Whatever Gets You Thru the Night" by John Lennon] [the next morning, K+K are saying their farewells to the innkeeper (tune: "American Pie" by Don McLean)] K+K: So, bye bye, you innkeeper guy! We'll take the drugs and get really high We really don't know how we'll get by. Maybe, this'll be the day that I'll die. Maybe, this'll be the day that I'll die. [they continue on] The Crocodile Hunter: I am a walrus! Goo goo g'joob! [becomes a walrus] Mini Flynni: Dammit, I wish we had Teacherman here! All (to the Spiderman theme): Teacher man! Teacher man! Does whatever a teacher can! Not a lot! Not too much! All because of budget cuts! Look out! here comes the teacher man! -- unfinished > ---------- Special Episode 3 "Masters of the Universe ...er Seduction" ---------- The Master of Seduction: I am THE MASTER OF SEDUCTION! The OTHER Master of Seduction: I am THE OTHER MASTER OF SEDUCTION! The OTHER OTHER Master of Seduction: I am THE OTHER OTHER MASTER OF SEDUCTION! Johnny: I am THE OTHER OTHER OTHER MASTER OF SEDUCTION! Necrophiliac: I am THE OTHER OTHER OTHER OTHER MASTER OF SEDUCTION! Murley: I am THE OTHER OTHER OTHER OTHER OTHER MASTER OF SEDUCTION! Cripple: I am THE OTHER OTHER OTHER OTHER OTHER OTHER MASTER OF SEDUCTION! Lavalamp Lord: I am THE OTHER OTHER OTHER OTHER OTHER OTHER OTHER MASTER OF SEDUCTION! Dannie: I am THE OTHER OTHER OTHER OTHER OTHER OTHER OTHER OTHER MASTER OF SEDUCTION! Some Guy: I am THE OTHER OTHER OTHER OTHER OTHER OTHER OTHER OTHER OTHER MASTER OF SEDUCTION! -- 07/08/01 >Some Guy: I am THE OTHER OTHER OTHER OTHER OTHER OTHER OTHER OTHER OTHER MASTER OF SEDUCTION! ---------- Special Episode 4 "True Power" ---------- Necrophiliac: Hey, I think I'll show my true power! Murley: Yeah right. [he shows his true power. the entire world is decimated instantly] [The End] [note: we couldn't possibly use this episode in the regular series for obvious reasons] -- 20/08/01 >[he shows his true power. the entire world is decimated instantly] ---------- Special Episode 5 "The Official WaZNuF Test" ---------- THE WACKY ZANY NUTTY FUNSTER TEST! top -- Are you wacky zany and nutty enough to be a Wacky Zany Nutty Funster? Let's find out. Score one point for every yes answer. 1. [] Have you ever read a Douglas Adams book? 2. [] Do you quote the Hitchhiker's Trilogy in conversations? 3. [] Have you seen "Monty Python's Flying Circus"? 3. [] Have you seen "Monty Python's Life of Brian"? 4. [] Have you seen "Monty Python and the Holy Grail"? 5. [] Have you seen "Monty Python's Meaning of Life"? 6. [] Can you name all the Monty Python cast members? 7. [] Do you know what "Gasp! It's ________, returned from the grave on the night we betrayed "him/her/it" refers to? 8. [] Outside of the Saga, have you ever heard the phrase "wacky zany nutty funster?" 9. [] Do you know why Johnny Wong refers to himself as Johnny? 10. [] Do you personally know Johnny Wong? 11. [] Are you Johnny Wong? 12. [] Do you know the significance of "42"? 13. [] Do you know who originated the Crocodile Hunter's "Agh! My groin!" joke in Episode 1? 14. [] Do you know which group released "Band on the Run?" 15. [] Have you been to band camp before? 16. [] Do you know where the term "True Power" originated? 17. [] Do you know where " All your bass are belong to us!" originated? 18. [] Do you know why Will's name in the Saga is Idoit? 19. [] Did you notice that it was spelled Idoit instead of Idiot? 20. [] Have you been to Camp Sherbrooke? 21. [] Did you get the "0.124496 kilogrammer" joke in Episode 7? 22. [] Do you know what movie that was from? 23. [] Do you scream "Owww! My eyelid!!" in public places? 24. [] Do you commonly use the phrase "Shut up, Nick"? 25. [] Have you asked to be included in the Saga? 26. [] Are you already in the Saga? 27. [] Do you enjoy Ridiculously Long Sandwiches? 28. [] Are you Some Guy? 29. [] Have you watched the old D+D cartoon show before? 30. [] Are you a necrophiliac? 31. [] Are you Necrophiliac? 32. [] Do you use Jell-O for purposes other than eating? 33. [] Do you play ZZT? 34. [] Have you made any ZZT games? 35. [] Have you released any ZZT games? 36. [] Have you played any of Johnny's games? 37. [] Are you part of a swim team? 38. [] Do you know who either Blair Forward or Robbie Hannam are? 39. [] Are you planning to assassinate either one of them? 40. [] Are you Blair or Robbie? 41. [] Do you hate Pink Ranger for being a cheapass and not bothering to write an episode, even though he said he would? (note: he has since written an episode. free point for all.] 42. [] Do you know what ZZT stands for? 43. [] Did you read the Saga, back when only Episodes 0,1,2 and 3 were written? 44. [] Are you writing/have you written a WoRMS! Episode? 45. [] Did you tell Johnny you liked the Saga? 46. [] Did you tell your friends that you liked the Saga? 47. [] Do you tell random strangers that you like the Saga? 48. [] Have you SIGNED MY DAMN GUESTBOOK YET?!?!?!?!?!!!!!! 49. [] Do you ever say "Patent pending"? 50. [] Do you know where the Girl With British Accent joke originated? 51. [] Do you call people Dude Guy? 52. [] Do you ever scream random letters? 53. [] Have you asked Johnny about being put in the Saga? 54. [] Are you one of the first 15 people in the Saga? 55. [] Have you ever complained about not having enough lines? 56. [] Have you taken a purity test before? 57. [] Have you taken the DR. SEUSS purity test before? 58. [] Did you know what flying monkeys refered to? 59. [] Do you have flying monkeys? 60. [] Do you want flying monkeys? 61. [] Do you like the Simpsons? 62. [] Have you dreamed about WoRMS!? 63. [] Do you live in Windsor? 64. [] Do you go to WRHS? 65. [] Do you know where the name WoRMS! originated? 66. [] Do you know why Mr. Swinamer is known as Teacherman? 67. [] Do you know all the words to the Teacherman song by heart? 67. [] Even the 2,3, and 4th verses? 68. [] Do you know who wrote it? 69. [] Do you think Pink Floyd kicks ass? 70. [] Do you listen to Pink Floyd for reasons other than just the fact that Johnny does (Pink Ranger, this means YOU)? Johnny's score: 60/70 or 85.71428% Necrophiliac's score: 53/70 or 75.71428% Dumbass McGee's score: 27/70 or 38.57% Judge yourself! If you got a: | Your Wacky Zany Nutty Funster percentage: | Your ranking is: 0 - 7 0 - 10% You're boring and dull. 8 - 14 11 - 20% You're dull, but not boring. 15 - 21 21 - 30% You're kind of wacky and zany. 22 - 28 31 - 40% You're kind of wacky, zany, and nutty 29 - 35 41 - 50% Close, but no banana. 36 - 42 51 - 60% You are just barely a Wacky Zany Nutty Funster. 43 - 49 61 - 70% Congrats! You're a WaZNuF! 50 - 56 71 - 80% You're really wacky, zany and nutty! 57 - 63 81 - 90% You're totally insane, or you studied. 64 - 69 91 - 98.57142 You can't get much wackier, zanier, nuttier or funsterier! 70 100% The wackiest zaniest nuttiest funsteriest wacky zany nutty funster that ever wacky zany nutty funstered! This score is impossible to get because you would have to be more than one person! -- 15/09/01 ---------- Special Episode 6 "????" ---------- -- By Pink Ranger preview:[Bob Barker�s A$$ was just brutally kicked and PSCF has chipped his ball onto the green] Johnny: matt how do you make such a great shot? PSCF: well let�s wait for Chris to take out his ball. [Pink Ranger reaches into the hole and gets sucked into a time warp] PSCF: damn Johnny: damn. [The next day] The Ridiculously short sandwich: another day, another sandwich [The next day] The Ridiculously short sandwich: another day, another sandwich [The next day] The Ridiculously short sandwich: another day, another sandwich [One week later] Necrophiliac: now I will take from you the Ukraine! PSCF: you will never take the Ukraine! Ukraine has solid borders and an excellent supply of water/scotch! Necrophiliac: Ah but Ukraine is week!!!!!!! Some Ukraine Guy: I come from Ukraine. Ukraine not weak! Ukraine STRONG! Necrophiliac: hey, isn�t this a little familiar. But we are just playing a game here! Some Ukraine Guy: Ukraine not weak! Ukraine STRONG! [He breaks the board in half] Johnny: hold it! Hold it! You�re just stealing old plots and weaving them to make a 30% new episode! Pink Ranger: ha ha! You�re wrong again! Its only 25% new!!!!!! Johnny: ah, screw it! ---------- Special Episode 7 "The trial" ---------- --By Nerd Boy Additional Cast: Announcer person: this is the trial between the WoRMS gang and blob of unthinkable terror. The Blob is suing the WoRMS gang because he quote: " wants his pen back" this should be interesting... let's watch... Ultra fat judge guy: alrighty then. So what in the name of christ are we here for? 10 foot high police guy: uhh... a trial probably.. Ultra fat judge guy: oh.. Ok then...[judge sniffs air] hey... are those boston cream doughnuts? 10 foot high police guy: sure thing Ultra fat judge guy: ooowwww!!!! goody!!! bring them here!!! [judge frantically shoves 4 doughnuts into his mouth] Ultra fat judge guy: mmmm!!!!!! bathhss very guuth.....[judge spits food while talking] 10 foot high police guy: we should really get started. Ultra fat judge guy: sure...ok so who we judging today then? 10 foot high police guy: well... it's the WoRMS gang vs. the blob of unthinkable terror Ultra fat judge guy: ok.. They better not like doughnuts because they're all MINE!!! [judge pulls doughnuts close to him to protect them] [munch munch...] 10 foot high police guy: alrighty then... Ultra fat judge guy: bring them in... [necrophiliac, johnny, pink ranger, and dumass mcgee enter] Ultra fat judge guy: alright... where's the blob of unthinkable horror? [everyone shrugs] Ultra fat judge guy: then how we gonna do this? [swirl of black smoke appears] Blob of unthinkable terror [deep dark voice]: it's blob of unthinkable *terror*!!! not *horror*!!! u will die for this transgression!!!!!! I will eat your soul!!!!! Ultra fat judge guy: sounds fun! But don't u think we should at least go out a few times before we do something that personal? [winks at blob] Blob of unthinkable terror: [blob shrieks and backs up] dear god!!! Ultra fat judge guy: so what are we here for? Blob of unthinkable terror: those people there have taken my prized pen!!! Johnny: what the fuck? Why would we want your goddamn pen?!?! Dumass mcgee: yeah... if I wanted a pen I'd just pull one out of my- Johnny: shut up!! Ultra fat judge guy: hey johnny, I won't have that in here... [judge winks at dumass mcgee] [dumass mcgee winks at judge] [judge winks at dumass mcgee] [dumass mcgee winks at judge] [this continues for some time...] [necrophiliac walks over to dumass mcgee and slaps him] Necrophiliac: dammit man!!! you make me wish I didn't know you at times!! Dumass mcgee: hey! What did I do?? Necrophiliac: I'm not even gonna bother... Pink ranger: BBAAAHHHH!!!!!!! Johnny: wtf you yelling for!!?!? Pink ranger: just wanted to be part of the conversation... sorry... Blob of unthinkable terror: I want my goddamn pen now or there will be trouble!!!! Johnny: god... Ultra fat judge guy: alright! Everyone shut your pie holes!!!! [everyone shuts their holes] Ultra fat judge guy: good... now what is your story Mr. Blob? Blob of unthinkable terror: it is Blob of unthinkable terror to you, you inferior being!!!!! [walls turn to fire trapping everyone] Ultra fat judge guy: fine fine! what is your story Blob of unthinkable terror? [walls turn normal again] Blob of unthinkable terror: alright then judge... you see it all happened a long time ago when we were all living in the same neighbourhood in our childhood Johnny: what are u talking about? I've never seen you before!!!!! come to think of it, none of the WoRMS gang ever lived in the same neighbourhood!! Blob of unthinkable terror: are you denying the existence of my pen?!?!?! Johnny: no, I'm just saying that I don't know you! Blob of unthinkable terror: ohh, so you don't deny the existence of my pen? Johnny: err... I suppose I don't... Blob of unthinkable terror: haha! You see? Ultra fat judge guy: that's enough! I ask the questions around here! Blob of unthinkable terror: fine... Ultra fat judge guy: continue with your story Blob of unthinkable terror: ok... well anyway, when we were younger these people had took my pen and I want it back now!!!! Ultra fat judge guy: can u give me some proof of this theft or of the pen's existence? Blob of unthinkable terror: it looked like this pen [blob brings out a pen] Ultra fat judge guy: have any of you seen this type of pen? Johnny: nope Pink ranger: no Necrophiliac: nahh... Dumass mcgee: ummm.... yeah...I have..... Necrophiliac: dammit man!! Why'd you have to go and say something like that?!?! Dumass mcgee: ...not...ever...ummm....seen such a pen in my life... if I am lying may a horde of homophobs chase me away!!!! [johnny covers his face with his hand sighs and shakes his head] Ultra fat judge guy: well that seems rather harsh... let's hope you're telling the truth... 10 foot high police guy: yes, for everyone's sake... [noise of a big crowd is heard and is getting louder...] Dumass mcgee [looks around nervously]: umm... [noise is really load] [brick smashes through window] [people crawl through window] Mob: get him!!!!!!! Dumass mcgee [screams like a little girl]: AAAGGGGGHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [dumass mcgee runs for his life through the doors] [people run after him] Ultra fat judge guy: o... k... then... you got anything else blob of unthinkable terror? Blob of unthinkable terror: yes... how could you people steal my goddamn pen?!?! I question these people's morals as you should!!!! Ultra fat judge guy: hey hey hey!!! it's not my job to judge these people! Blob of unthinkable terror: what?!?! are you retarded or something? you're supposed to judge them!! That's why you're a judge!!! what you do is in the name god dammit!!! Ultra fat judge guy: that may be true bu-... err... hey! You can't make fun of me! It's a law or something!! Blob of unthinkable terror: you want the truth? You can't handle the truth!!! 10 foot high police guy [steps up to blob of unthinkable terror]: alright. That's enough! Blob of unthinkable terror: hey, what's that on your shirt? [blob flicks his hand and mouse appears on police's shirt] 10 foot high police guy [screams like a little baby and runs around in circles]: AAAGGGGHHHHH!!!!! Mommy mommy!!!!! help!!! AAGGGGGHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! [police guy falls to the ground, curls into a ball and starts sucking his thumb mumbling that his mommy says he's a big boy now] [everyone stares at him until he falls asleep] Ultra fat judge guy: AHEM!!! well then now that that's over.... where were we? Blob of unthinkable terror: I want my damn pen back!!!!! Ultra fat judge guy: oh yes... thank you for reminding me... Johnny: here. Do you want this pen right here? [johnny holds up a pen] Blob of unthinkable terror: no! It's not the same one! Johnny: what does it matter? It's a pen Blob of unthinkable terror: it had much sentimental value to me Ultra fat judge guy: well since this trial has got all f***ed up, I say that the blob of unthinkable terror wins. The WoRMS gang owes blob of unthinkable terror $0.49 compensation for the loss of his pen. The court is adjourned! Pink ranger: what a rip!!! where are we gonna get $0.49??? Necrophiliac: gee.... I don't know...I don't have anything... Johnny: fine... [reaches into pocket and pulls out change] I have $0.49 here.. [johnny walks over to blob of unthinkable terror and gives him the mullah] Blob of unthinkable terror: I want my damn pen!!! not this worthless money!!! [he moves, stops and reaches behind him] here it is!!!! my pen!!!!!! [blob disappears] Johnny: that was a big waste of my time!!! [storms out with gang following him] -- 22/07/02 >[judge winks at dumass mcgee] [dumass mcgee winks at judge] [judge winks at dumass mcgee] [dumass mcgee winks at judge] [this continues for some time...] [necrophiliac walks over to dumass mcgee and slaps him] ---------- Special Episode 8 "Vague" ---------- --By Nerd boy Additional Cast: Announcer: it�s a brand new episode offfff.....VAGUE!!!!!! the show where some people do that stuff to win them things!! And here�s that guy who says them things...... BOB!!!! [audience cheers] BOB: alright then!! Let�s meet those people!!! [he points to johnny, dumass mcgee, and the OTHER master of seduction] BOB: tell us who you are!!! Johnny: I�s be johnny!! The OTHER master of seduction: [hits the button] ...err.... I�d like to buy a vowel please? Johnny: ...... The OTHER master of seduction: what? What did I do? Did I win? Dumass Mcgee: I�m called Dumass Mcgee BOB: alright! Now that we know their things let�s do something! [audience cheers] BOB: ok. I�m gonna say some stuff, you�re gonna hit the thing and say something! Got it? Dumass Mcgee: yup Johnny: sure The OTHER master of seduction: sure thing!!! BOB: alright!!!!! the first thing is: the guy who did that thing.... Johnny: George Washington? BOB: could you be a little less specific? Johnny: er... the guy with the hair? [bell rings] BOB: wow!!! that�s good [audience cheers] BOB: next thing: things do this.... The OTHER master of seduction: stuff!!!!! [bell rings] BOB: that�s good!!! [audience cheers] The OTHER master of seduction: yay!! BOB: next: something in that place... Dumass Mcgee: a tree? [buzzer] [audience boos] Mob: get him!!!!! Dumass Mcgee [screams]: AAAAAGGGGGGHHHHH!!!!!!!!! [the mob chases dumass macgee out of the building] The OTHER master of seduction [hits button]: umm.... snow? BOB: again could you be a little less specific? The OTHER master of seduction: ok... that cold white stuff? [bell rings] BOB: that�s it!! [crowd cheers] BOB: last thing in this part.... the first one in that thing... The OTHER master of seduction: ...eh... [bell rings] BOB: wow!!! that�s it... sorry johnny, you had some but not enough. And you... you had lots!!! Johnny: awww..... The OTHER master of seduction: wowee!!!! BOB: how do you feel? The OTHER master of seduction: stuff.... BOB: good if you do this thing, you can win that stuff!!! [curtains open to show wrapped boxes] The OTHER master of seduction: yay!!!! BOB: alright, you will be with a famous person, they say this, yata-yata-yata, blah blah blah, stuff happens... ok. Bring out the person!!! [famous guy walks out] Famous guy: hi all!!! BOB: hello so tell us what you�ve did Famous guy: I was in that thing where people did this and I did that and stuff happened!! BOB: fascinating!!!! The OTHER master of seduction: yup... BOB: ok, let�s start... Famous guy: things... The OTHER master of seduction: stuff!! [bell rings] Famous guy: to... The OTHER master of seduction: something!! [bell rings] Famous guy: whoosh..... The OTHER master of seduction: go!!!!! [bell rings] BOB: wow!!! you got them!! You win that stuff!!!! The OTHER master of seduction: yes!!!!!!!! Johnny: dammit!!!!!! -- 29/07/02 >Dumass Mcgee: I�m called Dumass Mcgee Back
