Yes, of course you need to wear white and black, and $150 capes, with $100 boots, and lots of metal. Nothing cries out against the shallowness of conformed society like making sure you're fashionable.
2) What bands should I listen to?
Bauhaus is the best. They founded gothic rock. Marilyn Manson is for posers, cause hes a poser. Real goths should not be able ot auto-fellate.
3) Are you a goth?
Yes, of course I am a Goth. Its not like I'm some bored college student merely trying to satirize an entire subculture. Satan is the next God!!
4) What brand of cigarettes should I smoke?
You should smoke Marb Reds, like all tortured artists. All goths smoke. If you are a goth and you don't smoke, then you are just a poser. While smoking, should show your rebellious side by drinking wine coolers and Bloody Marys. Its not like every other highschool student in the country drinks.
5) I'm 12, and quite articulate for my age. I think I've finally figured out life, the universe, and everything. That being said, I think gothicism is for me. Am I right?
Yes, you should become a goth. The thing that seperates goths from the rest of the world is our superior intellect, symbolized by our discovery that everything is worthless at an early age. Now, excuse me while I try to memorize some spells.
That's it for now....
