AnubisXy
Swank Score:11*
#unlisted
Status: Pontifex Maximus
God, Lord and Mayor Emeritus of Swankytown.
*AnubisXy is a pure Swank Energy Being. A jar containing his head was the source of all Swank . Goliath Strongarm has absorbed the essence of the head, to become a living swank god. Only sanctioned administrators can achieve similar levels. We do not know why his head was in a jar. Or at least, I don't. Goliath might, but he's not volunteering.
Aiyr
Swank Score: 5
#1275
Status: Plebian Lurker
Lackey Extrodinare!
Ben Quash
Swank Score: 8.5
Member # 9
Status: Plebian Lurker
Typo Daemon of Swankytown
He's member Number 9, and thus entitled to the privileges of a single digit person. Minimum swank score is 8.5
BookWyrm
Swank Score: 5
Member #1936
Status: Plebian Lurker
Agent Provocateur (look it up) Bloodsworn to Clan Foo; ally & protector to those worthy, pure unrestricted hell to those unworthy.
Dark Dragon Knight:
Swank Score: 5
#3400
Status: Plebian Lurker
The (vacationing) Wandering Champion of Dragons, Distributor of Magic Beans, Wielder of the mighty Magic 2-Wood
Die Eier Von Satan ala grimwolf1313
Swank Score: 5
Member #3370
Status: Denizen (1 Medal of Evil)
Member, Villains Anonymous (position assigned by TimeDancer, Swank Credit given for good role-playing attempts)
Gnomish Fury:
Retired
Swank Score: 9
Member #417
Status: Gnomish Fury has Ascended to become a Gnomish Intelligence. His status is considered Consul, but is being Re-Delegated to more of an Honorary Position. He earned 1 Medal of Valor during his tenure in the Citadel and Swankytown.
Lord Fury, leader of the Gnomes of Fury Mercenary/Merchant/Manufacturing/Magic/Interdimensional Travel guild, Monkey Slayer of heroic quality, Master of the lost art of Chicken Magic, Former Weilder of the mighty SwankBlade! Head Janitor of Swanktown, Slayer of Richard Simmons, Most Titled, Maker of the best little red gnome hats money can buy!
Geronimo
#2011
Status: Plebian Lurker
comic relief.
Goliath Strongarm:
Swank Score: 8.99999999999999999999999999999997531
Member#258
Status: Consul (1 Medal of Valor)
Alchemist, Lab assistant to Thoth, and Swank-Mage!
Inquisitor Mauer
Swank Score:7
Member #588
Status: Denizen Lurker
Inquisitor-Attorney to Braden, GMPhD Member of the last Gunslingers of Swank
Johhny Kid
See "Riftmaker"
Lord Angel
See: "TimeDancer"
Mystic
Swank Score: 9
Member#619
Status: Consul (1 Medal of Valor)
Former Commander of the Swank Knights
Queen of the Threads of Time
Swank Score: 5
Member #3615
Status: Denizen Lurker
Owner of Swankytown Arts & Crafts
Rifter_Richeta: God of Biscuits.
Swank Score: 8.6
Member # 2447
Status: Censor (1 Medal of Valor)
God of Biscuits. (which sounds terribly cool to me)
Riftmaker:
Swank Score: 9
#2631
Status: Lurking Consul (1 Medal of Valor)
Master shifter, bar owner and part-time assistant to the Swanky God of magic. Also, voted Mayer of Swankytown by the Swankytown Concordance.
The Great Indomitable Foglemort. (TGIF)
Formerly Avenging Space Monkey (ASM):
Swank Score:7.5
Member #3374
Status: Consul (1 Medal of Valor)
(ASM) Formerly Interdimensional Justice Ranger, Smuggler, Emancipator of the downtrodden
Once again The Great Foglemort, Techno-Wizard Extraordinaire
*Although admittedly "Campy" and full of "Kitsch" energy he has made progress.
The Lady A
Swank Score: 5
Member #1724
Status: Lurker/Denizen
Herself
I once asked what was so great about the Lady, and I was quite nearly beheaded for the ignorance. I never did get a straight answer. Just stuff like "She's the Lady A, DUH!" and "Isn't it OBVIOUS? DUH!!"
Tree Hugging Hippie Mage
Swank Score: 7.0
Member #4200
Status: Plebian
A Newbie to the Swank Scene, She is untested. However, she does know flattery, and I must say is rather good at it. Hence the swank score above that normally associated with Plebian newbies. I'm the one tracking this list, by God, so I'll write whatsoever I decide..
Torquemada the Accuser
Swank Score: 8*
Member # 35
Status: Lurking Praetorian Emeritus
Chief Administrator of the Swankytown Asylum for the Incriminally Sane
*I have arbitrarily decided that 8 is the minimum Swank Rating of any 2-digit Member. 12 is the minimum Rating for Maryanne.
TimeDancer:
Swank Score: 8
Member #3214
Status: Consul (1 Medal of Valor)
------Officially: "Resident High Agent of the Cosmic forge and Master of Temporal Arts beyond
Conventional Dimensional Magic"
The Architect
Swank Score: 5
Member #276
Status: Plebian Lurker
Tourist
The Immortal ME:
Swank Score: 6.49
Member #117
Status: Plebian Lurker
The Immortal ME
Unholy McEvil
Swank Score: 6
Member #417
Status: Denizen
Goofy, and he has two heads.
Vinnie V
Swank Score: 5.1
Member #203
Status: Lurking Praetorian Emeritus
Arms Dealer and Minor Deity BT (Technowizardry) MT (Cybermancy) ThD (Spatial Magic)
Zen
Swank Score: 8
Member # 2973
Status: Censor
Demi-God of Technology
Zippidy Pow
Swank Score: 7.1
Member # 2819
Status: Denizen
Mounted Gnomish Wizard
Greatest creation of Anti Swank
Rider of the legendary hellhound
Former minister of Magic (3 days)
Leader of the GOF