| Okay, Here is a not quite "Big-ass" Picture of Me... Hope you enjoy it! |
| Note the Charming smile, the cheerful demeanor, the friendly, um, unviting qualities to the Image... and just think, You could actually meet someone like me! Sadly, all you wonderful young ladies have missed out your chance. You see, a miracle has occured, and I have a wife named Gayla. So I'm taken, and you have not even a small chance of winning me over. Eventually I hope to be retired, and spend my life on a boat just off the jamaican coast, drinking Jamaican coffee with the woman I love... Well, that and working as a covert assasin for the NSA. |
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| In the interest of honesty, I will admit to wearing glasses. This isn't the most High-res pic on the net, I realise, but, it will tell you what kind of glasses I have... (at least, untill I get the nerve to get a set of contacts) (but, don't hold your breath, I have deep psychological problems with sticking my finger in my eye) |
| Stay Tuned for Pictures of me in all my "Hot Topic" Gear... but, the pics won't be for the feint of heart... just to warn you. UPDATE: One of the rules of dating/marriage is that you have to dress the right way for your girlfriend/wife. My "Hot-Topic" gear only qualifies about 50% of the time, so, it's become unlikely that I shall get around to making those pics. Oh well, back to the same 'ol' routine, khaki pants, and polo shirts, black leather shoes, and my London Fog Trenchcoat. Next up... the hat to match, and a "Two-Story" in the 'burbs with a white picket fence. After that, I guess comes the SUV, and coaching little league. (sigh) Yet, I wouldn't trade it for the world. Update 2: I have the Fedora hat to match the trenchcoat. Now all I need is the high-powered military assault rifle with the night vision and laser scopes. |
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| This is my wife Gayla. She asked if I was going to put a picture of her on this page, so, I decided to say yes. (of course, husbands have no say in these matters, so it wasn't much of a decision on my part.) You see, when you have a wife, guys can pretend all they want that they are "the man of the house", but that's all it is, pretending. Bottom line, if the wife wants something, she's going to get it. If a husband wants something, he can have it as long as it's okay with his woman. If she has any objection whatsoever, well guys, kiss it goodbye. It's because men are programmed to want to reproduce. Women have the power to do so. We can only do so if our woman is willing. As men, we will be willing, that's a given. Indeed, life is not balanced. If our wife makes us upset, it's not hard to get us to concentrate on "other things". Oh well, c'est la vie. I mean, what are we going to do, give up on sex? Yeah, that'll happen. |